How about a Hooters airline? Hooters girls for stewardesses. Hotwings, burgers and beer? Sportscenter, sporting events on the monitor? Could this idea fly?
In case of a water landing your waitress’ breast implants can be used as a floatation device.
“Hello, yes, I’d like a round-trip ticket, please.”
“And where would you like to fly, sir?”
“Who cares?”
Instead of economy class you could have “C-Cup Class.” Business class would be “D-Cup” and first class, well, sky’s the limit. And the terminal lounges could be like Hooters restaurants.
But I’m not sure you could hire flight attendents based on appearance–surely some FAA regulation prohibits it…
Yeah, not like the good old days.
“I’m Betty Sue! Fly me to Albuquerque!”
I think there should be an airline for women. Shaft Airlines - fly the friendly skies.
“Honey, I’ll pick you up at the gate. What flight are you on?”
“No, really, I don’t want you to go to any trouble. I’ll get a cab.”
[Barry White Voice over the loudspeaker]
Welcome aboard, all you very special ladies…
This is your Captain, speaking… with my Main Man the First Officer, we have 65,000 pounds of pure hot thrust and we’re giving it all to you to take you higher and faster than you’ve ever been. We’ll be climbing fast but then we’ll leveling off and settling it for a loong, smooth ride as long as it takes till we get you where you want to be. Anything you want just tell my boys in the cabin crew… they’re there to please you and give you what you need, and whatever happens they’ll always treat you right an they’ll be strong to help you and protect you from any harm… You can now just sit back and chill and let your Captain take charge, you can trust I’ll never lie to you.
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Oh, and re: HootersAir, I’m sure that those passengers would be paying CLOSE attention to when the FAs get up to demonstrate the correct way to put on the seatbelt/lifejacket/O2 mask…
“We’re on final approach. Please return tray tables to the upright and locked position - oh, that’s right. You weren’t able to lower them the whole flight…”
:eek:
Now that you mention it, they really ARE thinking about having an airline.
Looks like some Canadians got there first… 
(flight attendent knocking)
“Sir, are you all right? You’ve been in the bathroom an awful long time.”
There is a Hooters Inn in Lakeland (FL), just off I-4 at Highway 98N (I drive past it on the way to Tampa), next to the Hooters restaurant. Same logo and all. Not sure if it’s owned by the chain, or if they are just leasing the logo to someone.