Hope I die before I get... (a game)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Inspired by this chart, I’d like to suggest this game. Basically, all you have to do is complete the phrase “Hope I die before I get…”. No fair using the ones in the original.

My entry? “…fondled by a necrophiliac.”

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…Alzheimer’s disease
or
…my testicle ripped off in a freak taffy pulling accident, my memory forever sullied by my last words, “That won’t happen. How much to you want to bet”

3

…drafted.

4

…married again

5

…cremated.

…eaten.

…“born again”.

…earmites.

…a Lifetime television movie made of my life.

…to be fond of “easy listening”.

6

Are you hoping for one to fondle you after you die?

No, I’m not offering!

7

…tired of having sex.

…pregnant.

…poison ivy on my scrotum.

…AIDS again.

8

…embalmed.

9

…seen in an outfit like that. :eek:

…“space herpes”.

…caught in a freak earthquake and transported to a land populated by dinosaurs, aliens and Clint Howard.

…hired as a greeter at Wal-Mart.

…turned into a cyborg by Bill Gates and programmed to go out on a killing rampage, only to suffer a total system crash after only fifteen feet.

…a subscription to “Brussel Sprouts Weekly”.

…anally raped by a goat.

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…killed?

11

…Buried!

…Cremated!

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…a letter thanking me for singing up with the Republican party.

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…accused of not reading the OP…

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…covered in sardines and hung by my thumbnails over a pit of starving kittens while my armpits are set on fire.

15

…a blow job by every female on this forum. :slight_smile:

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…to zero on the altimeter.

Falling man: “HEY, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?”

Man shooting up towards him from the ground: “NO…DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAS STOVES?”

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D’oh! Maybe if I had read the title correctly, I would have worded this to indicate that that’s something I’d like to have BEFORE I die.

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…Eaten from the inside out by a Mexican Jumping Bean Larva

…All my teeth pulled out by a bunch of plier wielding monkeys

…A band of Independence Day-style aliens come to earth and inslave all the humans. :eek:

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Look at the bright side, Dude, you said “every”. Now if you happened to kick the bucket with only one or two yet to go, that would be OK, wouldn’t it? :smiley:

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…before I get back together with my ex-husband. Everyone I know hopes I die before that happens! And hell will freeze over, pigs will fly and I will step over my bf’s dead body.