Hope Springs Eternal: Comet May Wipe Us Out in 2085

Of course, it’ll probably miss us, damnit!

Everyone knows it’s the one you don’t see coming that gets ya. Sooner rather than later, I’ll bet.

A girl in college told me that a comet would someday kill me.

If she and this report are right, I’ll live to 110.

Hey, show a little sensitivity, people - my grandmother was killed by a Comet.

And then those bastards Elmo and Patsy wrote a song about it.