Dollar Owens, Dollar Rogers, Dollar Jones
Saint Prostitute Client the Revelator
Oooh, I’m going to Hell for that one
Baton Stewart, Baton McKuen, Baton Blagojevich, Baton Steiger
Even so, I like that one! There are so many names that require a phrase, too. Or that need an antonym instead of a synonym, like:
Subtract McMahon, Subtract Ames, Subtract Begley
Bravo!
The only one I could think of was The Big Unit… Horny Johnson.
Boner Guthrie, Erection Harrelson, Hard On Hayes
I don’t even know where to start with Woody Woodpecker…
and, in reverse, a Bond girl:
Kitten Galore.
Pronounced “Bafe,” of course.
Stylish Curtis, Stylish Danza, Stylish Hawk.
Last one would make a good comix hero.
Deface Twain, Deface Zuckerberg.
Flat Smith, Flat Damon.
Garment Sewer Swift.
Small metal fastener Pitt
Eggs, Hollandaise, and Canadian bacon on an English muffin Cumberbatch
Color modifier Grant
Scratched Debussy, Scratched Monet, Scratched Rains
Lug Fisher, Lug Grant, Lug Nation
Sketched Barrymore, Sketched Carey, Sketched Brees
Male Turkey DeLay, Male Turkey of Maine, Male Turkey and German Soldier
Pick a lock Carter, Pick a lock Swaggart, Pick a lock Dean, Pick a lock Johnson
Hirsute Potter and the Chamber of Barbers
Sweet Southern State Name Brown
Hoosier Jones and the Temple of Corn