A thread I just saw asks what’s the diffrence between “horny” and “randy” (or something along those lines).
It made me think we could find synonyms for first names of notable people to see how that might sound.
Horny Newman. Horny Travis. Horny Jackson.
What’s another name we could substitute a synonym for?
Coffin Newman, Coffin Sorvino, Coffin Giamatti.
Hirsute Hamlin, Hirsute Belafonte, Hirsute Hagman.
Move Marley, Move Dole, Move the Builder.
And then there’s a new movie coming out starring Coffee Namath and Coffee Pesci, with a soundtrack done by Coffee Crocker.
It’s directed by Coffee Dante.
Puton Johnson, Puton Cheadle, Puton Rickles
Mafia boss Knotts, Mafia boss Henley, Mafia boss Johnson.
Barf Macchio, Barf Meeker, Barf Fiennes
Toilet Mayer, Toilet Bon Jovi, Toilet Lennon.
Gritty Koufax, Gritty Duncan, Hurricane Gritty
Ledge Richard, Ledge Lee, Jimmy Ledge
Screw Bannister, Screw Miller, Screw Clemens, Screw Daltrey, Screw Ebert
Jethro-Tull’s-hybrid-musical-style Obama
Dick Bogdanovich, Dick O’Toole, Dick Sellers
(got that one out of the way, maybe 
)
Don’t forget Penis Van Lesbian.
Screw = Roger? Never heard that one. (Or are you just angry with all these people?)
From the Urban Dictionary:
Roger that!
Towel Bradshaw, Towel Gilliam, Randall Towel
Charge Gates, Charge Clinton, Charge Cosby.