The Daily Feud: Feud-phemisms by notfrommensa [Game Over]

Euphemisms

DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANSWERS

Object of the game: Try to think of the most popular answer, to get the most people matching you. Google is allowed, if you desire. Only answers that are “serious” will be scored. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.

Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points.

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me and I’ll get you on The List.

FORMATTING OF ANSWERS IS IMPORTANT!

Write your answers like this; Do not repeat the questions, no periods at the end of answers, no spaces between lines, no comments, no fancy list coding. If you need to comment or clarify your answers, do it AFTER the list of answers. Thanks.
JUST LIKE THIS:

1. answer <<—There is a space after the period!
2. response
3. rejoinder

The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at 4:00 PM Central on Tuesday, 12/9/08 whichever comes first.

Good luck!

  1. Name a term of endearment for your spouse.
  2. Name a term of non-endearment for your spouse .
  3. What is another word for a boss?
  4. What is another word for your children?
  5. Name a synonym for “friend”.
  6. What is a synonym of being “drunk”.
  7. What is a synonym for “dying”.
  8. Name a PG rated euphemism for sexual intercourse.
  9. Name a PG rated euphemism for any other sexual activity (besides intercourse).
  10. Name a PG rated euphemism for a sexual body part.
  1. Honey
  2. Ball and Chain
  3. Head honcho
  4. Kids
  5. Buddy
  6. Intoxicated
  7. Kicking the bucket
  8. Making love
  9. Going down
  10. Wiener
  1. honey
  2. the old ball and chain
  3. supervisor
  4. kids
  5. pal
  6. trashed
  7. buying the farm
  8. knocking boots
  9. giving/getting head
  10. tits
  1. Honey
  2. Ball and chain
  3. Chief
  4. Kids
  5. Buddy
  6. Loaded
  7. Passing (away)
  8. Doing it
  9. Blow job
  10. Tits
  1. Dear

  2. Dear

  3. Asshole

  4. Spawn

  5. Buddy

  6. Blitzed

  7. Kick the bucket

  8. Bang

  9. 69

  10. Joystick

  11. & 2. Tone matters.

  12. or Bang(ing)

  1. Honey
  2. Their full name
  3. Supervisor
  4. Ankle biters
  5. Buddy
  6. Wasted
  7. Circling the drain
  8. making love
  9. fooling around
  10. boobs
  1. Honey
  2. Ball and chain
  3. Supervsior
  4. Kids
  5. Buddy
  6. Wasted
  7. Passing on
  8. Making love
  9. Go down on
  10. Boob
    Boy, I should’ve read this one before I posted it. They all sound so familiar!
  1. Better half
  2. Old hag
  3. Chief
  4. Kids
  5. Mate
  6. Hammered
  7. Passing on
  8. Hump
  9. Finger
  10. Johnson

That PG stuff is hard!

  1. Honey
  2. Old Lady
  3. Manager
  4. Kids
  5. Buddy
  6. Wasted
  7. Passed away
  8. Doing it
  9. Making out
  10. Boobs
  1. honey
  2. battleaxe
  3. fearless leader
  4. dependents
  5. pal
  6. loaded
  7. croaking
  8. bumping uglies
  9. getting horn honked
  10. knockers

Last 3 were difficult. I don’t visit the pg world very often.

  1. Dear
  2. Old Lady
  3. Supervisor
  4. Rugrats
  5. Buddy
  6. smashed
  7. passed away
  8. making love
  9. jacking off
  10. boobs
    FTR, I wrote this feud before the drunk feud and the death feud and a couple of questions are duplicates.
  1. Honey

  2. Bitch

  3. Head honcho

  4. Kids

  5. Buddy

  6. Smashed

  7. Snuffing it

  8. The nasty

  9. Blowjob

  10. Cock

  11. Not my spouse, I hasten to add!

  1. Honey
  2. Idiot!
  3. Head
  4. Kids
  5. Buddy
  6. Blasted
  7. Passing
  8. Doing it
  9. Diving
  10. Dick
    The last three answers are probably weird, but it’s the best I can do. Is 'dick" PG?
    I kept thinking of 1970s Disney movies.
  1. better half
  2. ball and chain
  3. chief
  4. kids
  5. pal
  6. hammered
  7. kicking the bucket
  8. doing it
  9. third base
  10. boob
  1. Honey
  2. Idiot
  3. Manager
  4. Kids
  5. Buddy
  6. Wasted
  7. Kicking It
  8. Doing It
  9. Going Down
  10. Privates
  1. Honey
  2. Bitch
  3. Supervisor
  4. Kids
  5. Pal
  6. Intoxicated
  7. Croaking
  8. Banging
  9. Head
  10. Boob
  1. Honey
  2. Her Indoors
  3. Gaffer
  4. The kids
  5. Mate
  6. Wasted
  7. Kicking the bucket
  8. Doing It
  9. Heavy petting
  10. Todger

I think my British-ness is going to cost me on this one (admittedly I didn’t give myself long to think of alternatives)

  1. Honey
  2. Ball and chain
  3. Supervisor
  4. Kids
  5. Buddy
  6. Wasted
  7. Kicking the bucket
  8. Doing it
  9. Making out
  10. Boobs