The Feud: That's so Dirty! by biggirl [Game Over]

Object of the game:
Give the most popular answer for each category.

Rules:

  1. No reading the thread before answering. This is on the honor system.
  2. Formatting rules must be followed (see below).
  3. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.
  4. Google (etc.) is allowed, if you desire.
  5. Maximum 50 entrants, and I’ll score it when I have time.
  6. There is no Rule 6.
  7. Special Rules for this particular Feud: None

Formatting rules:
To make semi-automated scoring possible, and my job easier, make your post look exactly like this:

  1. answer
  2. answer
  3. answer
  4. answer

No double spacing, no smilies, no urls, no periods, no quote marks, and no punctuation if it is not necessary. Put “pass” if you want to leave an answer blank. If you feel you must qualify your answer, do it AFTER THE LIST!
If you don’t format like this, your answers might be DISQUALIFIED.

Scoring:
With 50 entrants, an answer with a match is worth 2x the number of people matching it. If 4 people match, they each get 8 points for that answer. No matches = 0 points.
Formula: Score = 100 / (# of entrants) x (# of matches)

Good luck!

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Read the rules!
Special Rules for this particular Feud: None

Name euphemisms for:

  1. feces
  2. urine
  3. vagina
  4. penis
  5. scrotum
  6. breasts
  7. having sex
  8. going to the bathroom
  9. masturbation
  10. insanity
  1. shit
  2. piss
  3. pussy
  4. dick
  5. balls
  6. tits
  7. fucking
  8. take a leak
  9. jacking off
  10. nuts
  1. poop
  2. pee
  3. vajayjay
  4. dick
  5. balls
  6. boobs
  7. making love
  8. going potty
  9. whacking off
  10. loony tunes
  1. shit
  2. piss
  3. cunt
  4. cock
  5. balls
  6. tits
  7. fuck
  8. dropping a deuce
  9. jacking off
  10. batshit crazy

excuse me while I go take a shower.

  1. shit
  2. pee
  3. pussy
  4. cock
  5. balls
  6. boobs
  7. fucking
  8. dropping the kids off at the pool
  9. jerking off
  10. crazy
  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Pussy
  4. Dick
  5. Ballsack
  6. Tits
  7. Fucking
  8. Going to the can
  9. Jacking off
  10. Nuts

Of course, most of them are dysphemisms…not euphemisms…

  1. poop
  2. pee
  3. gash
  4. shlong
  5. nutsack
  6. funbags
  7. hiding the sausage
  8. drain the dragon
  9. having a wank
  10. batshit
  1. shit
  2. pee
  3. pussy
  4. dick
  5. sack
  6. tits
  7. fucking
  8. taking a dump
  9. jacking off
  10. crazy
  1. shit
  2. piss
  3. v-jay
  4. John Thomas
  5. sack
  6. rack
  7. fucking
  8. draining the lizard
  9. jerking off
  10. nuts
  1. poop
  2. pee
  3. girly bits
  4. dingus
  5. fluffy basket
  6. boobs
  7. bumping uglies
  8. see a man about a horse
  9. jerking off
  10. madness

I’m thinking (hoping) we’re supposed to go with words that can be used in polite company. Otherwise my answers would be way different.

I expect to be #50 in this one.

  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Pussy
  4. Dick
  5. Balls
  6. Tits
  7. Fucking
  8. Peeing
  9. Beating off
  10. Crazy
  1. deuce
  2. number one
  3. love tunnel
  4. manhood
  5. berries
  6. ta-tas
  7. doin’ it
  8. answering nature’s call
  9. self-love
  10. cuckoo

after reading the other entries - it looks like I’m the only one who knows the definition of euphemism.

Think so, huh?

It’s just that most of the words used in the OP are, for the most part, as euphemistic as any other, through being the clinical words, so the request really seems to be slang, not euphemisms.

  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Pussy
  4. Dick
  5. Balls
  6. Tits
  7. Fucking
  8. Shitting/Pissing
  9. Jacking Off
  10. Nuts
  1. shit
  2. piss
  3. pussy
  4. dick
  5. balls
  6. tits
  7. fucking
  8. shitting
  9. whacking off
  10. batshit crazy
  1. poop
  2. pee
  3. pussy
  4. dick
  5. sack
  6. tits
  7. screwing
  8. taking a dump
  9. wanking
  10. crazy
  1. shit
  2. piss
  3. cunt
  4. dick
  5. balls
  6. tits
  7. fucking
  8. taking a crap
  9. wanking
  10. crazy
  1. poop
  2. pee
  3. vajayjay
  4. dick
  5. balls
  6. boobs
  7. screw
  8. peeing
  9. jack off
  10. nuts
  1. crap
  2. pee
  3. pussy
  4. dick
  5. sack
  6. boobs
  7. screwing
  8. dumping
  9. jacking off
  10. nuts