- Shit
- Piss
- Pussy
- Cock
- Sack
- Tits
- Fucking
- Pissing
- Wanking
- Madness
That’s the game, though - guess what other people would say. At least, that’s my excuse. For my part, I’m annoyed that people don’t seem to realise that “insanity” is a noun, and are suggesting adjectives such as “nuts”.
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I’m thinking (hoping) we’re supposed to go with words that can be used in polite company. Otherwise my answers would be way different.
That’s what I thought, too.
It’s just that most of the words used in the OP are, for the most part, as euphemistic as any other, through being the clinical words, so the request really seems to be slang, not euphemisms.
Clinical words are cold, fact based, and devoid of emotional; euphemisms are softened versions of the same words; dysphemisms and slang are what most of the entries seem to be so far, and may be the popular answers. Which just goes to show, folks forget to read the rules and feud descriptions, and just go by the feud titles.
- Poo poo
- pee
- coochie
- weenie
- ballsack
- boobies
- doing it
- doing your business
- jacking off
- wacko
(I’m going the non-vulgar route here. I suspect I’m not going to get many points.)
- doo-doo
- pee
- vajayjay
- Johnson
- balls
- boobs
- making love
- powdering my nose
- self-gratification
- going cuckoo
Hoping participants actually name euphemisms, not such dysphemisms as “shit”, “twat”, etc.
- poo
- pee
- muff
- tool
- balls
- boobs
- making love
- peeing/pooping
- taking matters into one’s own hands
- crazy
- shit
- pee
- pussy
- dick
- balls
- tits
- fucking
- taking a dump
- whacking off
- nuts
- poo
- pee
- hooha
- dick
- sack
- tatas
- makin’ whoopee
- seeing a man about a dog
- wanking
- whacko
Gotta say, most slang I know is dirtier – to me, the items on that list WERE the euphemisms.
- Number 2
- Number 1
- vajayjay
- member
- sack
- ta-tas
- making whoopee
- hitting the head
- polishing the bishop
- a screw loose
- poop
- pee
- vajayjay
- cock
- sack
- bosom
- making love
- seeing a man about a horse
- playing with oneself
- eccentricity
- poop
- pee
- pussy
- dick
- sack
- boobs
- doing it
- going to the can
- jerking off
- nuts
- poop
- pee
- hoo-ha
- wiener
- sack
- ta-tas
- doin’ the nasty
- powdering one’s nose
- choking the chicken
- cuckoo
Actually, several of these are more malphemisms than euphemisms, but I don’t think there really are any euphemisms for some of them.
- solid waste
- water
- vajayjay
- John Thomas
- teabag
- fun bags
- making the beast with two backs
- sitting on the throne
- a date with one’s right hand
- being a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic
- Shit
- Piss
- Pussy
- Dick
- Balls
- Tits
- Fucking
- Taking a dump
- Jerking off
- Crazy

anyrose:
after reading the other entries - it looks like I’m the only one who knows the definition of euphemism.
That’s the game, though - guess what other people would say. At least, that’s my excuse. For my part, I’m annoyed that people don’t seem to realise that “insanity” is a noun, and are suggesting adjectives such as “nuts”.
That is why I junked nutsism and settled for nuts.
- poop
- pee
- pussy
- cock
- balls
- boobs
- doing it
- hitting the head
- jacking off
- nuts
- Poop
- Piss
- Pussy
- Dick
- Balls
- Tits
- Fucking
- Taking a leak
- Jacking off
- Nuts
- poop
- pee
- pussy
- dick
- balls
- funbags
- horizontal mambo
- taking the browns to the Superbowl
- rubbing one out
- coo-coo for coco puffs

Ximenean:
That’s the game, though - guess what other people would say. At least, that’s my excuse. For my part, I’m annoyed that people don’t seem to realise that “insanity” is a noun, and are suggesting adjectives such as “nuts”.
That is why I junked nutsism and settled for nuts.
My bad - I should have said “insane.”
- Shit
- Piss
- Pussy
- Dick
- Balls
- Tits
- Fucking
- Relieving oneself
- Jerking off
- Craziness