The Feud: That's so Dirty! by biggirl [Game Over]

  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Pussy
  4. Cock
  5. Sack
  6. Tits
  7. Fucking
  8. Pissing
  9. Wanking
  10. Madness

That’s the game, though - guess what other people would say. At least, that’s my excuse. For my part, I’m annoyed that people don’t seem to realise that “insanity” is a noun, and are suggesting adjectives such as “nuts”.

ooops - I didn’t see your final comment

That’s what I thought, too.

Clinical words are cold, fact based, and devoid of emotional; euphemisms are softened versions of the same words; dysphemisms and slang are what most of the entries seem to be so far, and may be the popular answers. Which just goes to show, folks forget to read the rules and feud descriptions, and just go by the feud titles.

  1. Poo poo
  2. pee
  3. coochie
  4. weenie
  5. ballsack
  6. boobies
  7. doing it
  8. doing your business
  9. jacking off
  10. wacko
    (I’m going the non-vulgar route here. I suspect I’m not going to get many points.)
  1. doo-doo
  2. pee
  3. vajayjay
  4. Johnson
  5. balls
  6. boobs
  7. making love
  8. powdering my nose
  9. self-gratification
  10. going cuckoo
    Hoping participants actually name euphemisms, not such dysphemisms as “shit”, “twat”, etc.
  1. poo
  2. pee
  3. muff
  4. tool
  5. balls
  6. boobs
  7. making love
  8. peeing/pooping
  9. taking matters into one’s own hands
  10. crazy
  1. shit
  2. pee
  3. pussy
  4. dick
  5. balls
  6. tits
  7. fucking
  8. taking a dump
  9. whacking off
  10. nuts
  1. poo
  2. pee
  3. hooha
  4. dick
  5. sack
  6. tatas
  7. makin’ whoopee
  8. seeing a man about a dog
  9. wanking
  10. whacko

Gotta say, most slang I know is dirtier – to me, the items on that list WERE the euphemisms.

  1. Number 2
  2. Number 1
  3. vajayjay
  4. member
  5. sack
  6. ta-tas
  7. making whoopee
  8. hitting the head
  9. polishing the bishop
  10. a screw loose
  1. poop
  2. pee
  3. vajayjay
  4. cock
  5. sack
  6. bosom
  7. making love
  8. seeing a man about a horse
  9. playing with oneself
  10. eccentricity
  1. poop
  2. pee
  3. pussy
  4. dick
  5. sack
  6. boobs
  7. doing it
  8. going to the can
  9. jerking off
  10. nuts
  1. poop
  2. pee
  3. hoo-ha
  4. wiener
  5. sack
  6. ta-tas
  7. doin’ the nasty
  8. powdering one’s nose
  9. choking the chicken
  10. cuckoo
    Actually, several of these are more malphemisms than euphemisms, but I don’t think there really are any euphemisms for some of them.
  1. solid waste
  2. water
  3. vajayjay
  4. John Thomas
  5. teabag
  6. fun bags
  7. making the beast with two backs
  8. sitting on the throne
  9. a date with one’s right hand
  10. being a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic
  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Pussy
  4. Dick
  5. Balls
  6. Tits
  7. Fucking
  8. Taking a dump
  9. Jerking off
  10. Crazy

That is why I junked nutsism and settled for nuts.

  1. poop
  2. pee
  3. pussy
  4. cock
  5. balls
  6. boobs
  7. doing it
  8. hitting the head
  9. jacking off
  10. nuts
  1. Poop
  2. Piss
  3. Pussy
  4. Dick
  5. Balls
  6. Tits
  7. Fucking
  8. Taking a leak
  9. Jacking off
  10. Nuts
  1. poop
  2. pee
  3. pussy
  4. dick
  5. balls
  6. funbags
  7. horizontal mambo
  8. taking the browns to the Superbowl
  9. rubbing one out
  10. coo-coo for coco puffs

My bad - I should have said “insane.”

  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Pussy
  4. Dick
  5. Balls
  6. Tits
  7. Fucking
  8. Relieving oneself
  9. Jerking off
  10. Craziness