The Feud: That's so Dirty! by biggirl [Game Over]

  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Pussy
  4. Dick
  5. Nutsack
  6. Tits
  7. Fucking
  8. Shitting
  9. Jerking off
  10. Crazy

ETA : Aw, man, why is everyone saying “Balls” for “Scrotum?” Balls are testicles, for fuck’s sake!

Joe

  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Pussy
  4. Dick
  5. Balls
  6. Tits
  7. Fucking
  8. Doing #1 (or #2)
  9. Jerking off
  10. Crazy
  1. shit
  2. pee
  3. vaj
  4. weiner
  5. balls
  6. breasts
  7. screwing
  8. take a crap*
  9. jack off
  10. crazy

*Or burn a mule, push some brown, float a sea pickle, drop the kids off at the pool, negotiate the release of a chocolate hostage

  1. poop
  2. pee
  3. pussy
  4. dick
  5. ballsack
  6. boobs
  7. fucking
  8. peeing
  9. jacking off
  10. crazy
  1. shit
  2. piss
  3. pussy
  4. dick
  5. balls
  6. boobs
  7. fucking
  8. number 1
  9. jerking off
  10. nuts

Yeah, I was afraid of that. I declined to participate in this Feud because I predicted that there would be two completely different interpretations of what was being asked for.

  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Pussy
  4. Dick
  5. Balls
  6. Tits
  7. Fucking
  8. Pissing
  9. Jerking off
  10. Nuts
  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Pussy
  4. Cock
  5. Balls
  6. Boobs
  7. Fucking
  8. taking a crap
  9. Jacking off
  10. Crazy

Oops!
I saw the Feud title “That’s so Dirty!” ,missed the euphemism part, and went with whatever I thought would be the most popular answers.
My apologies to everyone for my vulgarity…Now I’m off to wash my keyboard out with soap!:smiley:

I finally went and looked up euphemism.

:smack:

For my part, I think the technical terms are the most polite terms. If I absolutely had to talk about these subjects with my aging parents and their freinds, I’d much rather use “feces” or “having sex” (Maybe “making love”) rather than “poo” or “doing it,” which seem childish and silly.

  1. doo-doo
  2. golden shower
  3. Kootchy
  4. man throttle
  5. My scrotum (sung to the tune of “My Sharona”
  6. hooters
  7. The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
  8. shaking the dew off the lily
  9. flogging the dolphin
  10. two cards short of a full deck

and of course with Cheech’s accent!

#8 -I’ve been using or “I’ve got a big file to download” or “I’ve got a file queued up for download” lately

I think a lot of us literally screwed the figurative pooch on this one.

I nominate that we finish off this Fued, then do it again with actual euphemisms.

Anyone?

Do we have a quorum?

How about a junta?

  1. Shit
  2. Piss
  3. Pussy
  4. Cock
  5. Balls
  6. Tits
  7. Fucking
  8. Taking a crap
  9. Jerking off
  10. Craziness
  1. shit
  2. pee
  3. pussy
  4. wang
  5. balls
  6. the girls
  7. making love
  8. taking a dump
  9. jerking off
  10. crazy

Seriously, man.

The testes are the balls, the scrotum is the ballsack.

if we’re going to redo the feud, then those of us who actually read all the rules and followed directions should be allowed to post new lists with slang and or vulgar answers

But isn’t the object of the game to list the most popular answers, not the most factually correct ones?

The purpose is to read the rules first, then give what you think are popular answers. If answers are given on a assumption of the criteria rather than the actual criteria, then the answers are completely wrong, no matter how popular.