- poop
- pee
- va-jay-jay
- willy
- sack
- ta-tas
- foolin’ around
- seeing a man about a horse
- takin’ care of oneself
- 'round the twist
- Poop
- Pee
- Hoo Ha
- pee pee
- nuts
- boobies
- making love
- visit the powder room
- 'baitin
- coo-coo
I have a feeling that I’m the only one who’ll use ‘clean’ euphemisms.
ETA: I see this argument has already started.
- shit
- piss
- cunt
- dick
- sack
- boobs
- fucking
- shit
- jacking off
- nuts
Okay, this is insane. Of course I knew those words above were the type that was going to happen. Yes, it can be argued that they aren’t euphemisms. But as we’ve discussed before, wrong answers that are popular still count, just like on the show. I don’t understand why anyone is saying otherwise now.
And I would suggest that those people who tried to be more accurate rather than picking the more popular answer are the ones who didn’t read the rules. Nothing in the rules says the answer has to be correct.
That said, there’s not much I can do about it. It’s not like it would do me any good to withdraw my answers if you don’t go by the rules as given, as my answers would still make me lose anyways. And, of course, I was just having fun finally having a clue on one of these.
Proof:
BigT is #46.
No fighting, or I’m turning this car around right now! 
There is no point to the arguing. I didn’t know what “euphemism” meant exactly, either. My interpretation is “name another word for the following words.”
Which is what everyone did.
- poop
- pee
- pussy
- cock
- balls
- boobs
- making love
- visiting the men’s room
- beating off
- crazy
- shit
- piss
- pussy
- cock
- balls
- breasts
- doing it
- taking a leak
- jerking off
- psycho
- shit
- piss
- pussy
- dick
- bollocks
- tits
- fucking
- taking the Browns to the Superbowl
- jerking off
- daft
Did I fuckin win yet?
Shit, no! We’re waiting for one more mutha…
The last participant needs to stop jerking off and get in the damn thread.
Fuckin’ A!
- Bowel movement
- Number one
- Lady zone
- Manhood
- Coin purse
- The twins
- Making love
- Going to the little girls’ (or boys’) room
- Self-love
- Eccentricity
No kidding! I read through this and thought, “Those aren’t euphemisms, you bunch of [del]dicks[/del] manhoods!”
Yay! We have 50. Notifying the mods to mark this game over.
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feces
1. shit 25 -
poop 15
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doo-doo 2
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poo 2
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Bowel movement 1
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crap 1
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deuce 1
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Number 2 1
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Poo poo 1
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solid waste 1
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urine
2. pee 24 -
piss 21
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number one 3
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golden shower 1
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water 1
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vagina
3. pussy 28 -
vajayjay 7
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cunt 3
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hooha 3
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coochie 2
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gash 1
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girly bits 1
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Lady zone 1
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love tunnel 1
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muff 1
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vaj 1
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v-jay 1
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penis
4. dick 25 -
cock 9
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John Thomas 2
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manhood 2
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wiener 2
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dingus 1
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Johnson 1
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man throttle 1
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member 1
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pee pee 1
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shlong 1
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tool 1
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wang 1
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weenie 1
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willy 1
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scrotum
5. balls 26 -
sack 12
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Ballsack 3
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nutsack 2
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berries 1
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bollocks 1
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Coin purse 1
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fluffy basket 1
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My scrotum (sung to the tune of “My Sharona”) 1
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nuts 1
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teabag 1
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breasts
6. tits 19 -
boobs 14
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ta-tas 5
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funbags 3
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boobies 2
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bosom 1
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hooters 1
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pass1 1
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pass2 1
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rack 1
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the girls 1
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The twins 1
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having sex
7. fucking 24 -
making love 8
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doing it 5
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screwing 4
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making whoopee 2
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bumping uglies 1
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doin’ the nasty 1
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foolin’ around 1
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hiding the sausage 1
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horizontal mambo 1
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making the beast with two backs 1
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The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 1
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going to the bathroom
8. taking a dump 5 -
Peeing 4
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shitting 4
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taking a crap 4
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seeing a man about a horse 3
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Taking a leak 3
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Going to the can 2
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hitting the head 2
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Pissing 2
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powdering one’s nose 2
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taking the browns to the Superbowl 2
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answering nature’s call 1
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Doing #1 1
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doing your business 1
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drain the dragon 1
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draining the lizard 1
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dropping a deuce 1
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dropping the kids off at the pool 1
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dumping 1
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going potty 1
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Going to the little girls’ (or boys’) room 1
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number 1 1
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Relieving oneself 1
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seeing a man about a dog 1
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shaking the dew off the lily 1
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sitting on the throne 1
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visit the powder room 1
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visiting the men’s room 1
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masturbation
**9. jacking off 14 -
jerking off 14**
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wanking 4
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whacking off 3
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Beating off 2
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self-love 2
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a date with one’s right hand 1
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'baitin 1
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choking the chicken 1
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flogging the dolphin 1
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having a wank 1
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playing with oneself 1
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polishing the bishop 1
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rubbing one out 1
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self-gratification 1
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takin’ care of oneself 1
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taking matters into one’s own hands 1
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insanity
10. crazy 16 -
nuts 13
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cuckoo/coo-coo/coo-coo for cocoa puffs 5
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batshit 3
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eccentricity 2
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madness 2
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whacko/wacko 2
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a screw loose 1
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being a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic 1
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daft 1
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loony tunes 1
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psycho 1
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'round the twist 1
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two cards short of a full deck 1
And the winner is… Only Mostly Dead!!! Woo-hoo! ::flings confetti:: Only Mostly Dead got 9/10 top answers. Good job!
Thanks for playing, everyone! Thanks, biggirl. Sorry for all the confusion.
I’ll get a new Feud up today, hopefully.
**1. Only Mostly Dead 406.00 **
2. swampbear 398.00
3. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies 396.00
4. Wheelz 396.00
5. YogSosoth 396.00
6. Larry Borgia 394.00
7. ArchiveGuy 384.00
8. Dolores Reborn 384.00
9. MadTheSwine 380.00
10. Justin_Bailey 380.00
11. Paintcharge 376.00
12. KennerTheGreat 372.00
13. Sparky812 362.00
14. Infovore 360.00
15. labtrash 356.00
16. wheresgeorge04 356.00
17. Tengu 348.00
18. blue infinity 334.00
19. Avarie537 334.00
20. DCnDC 316.00
21. BigT 310.00
22. Mahaloth 304.00
23. Antigen 304.00
24. Queen Tonya 300.00
25. needscoffee 292.00
26. Ximenean 292.00
27. Baker 292.00
28. notfrommensa 288.00
29. Elendil’s Heir 284.00
30. gonzomax 268.00
31. divemaster 262.00
32. Snickers 256.00
33. Walkabout 244.00
34. Intergalactic Gladiator 230.00
35. NDP 222.00
36. CanvasShoes 188.00
37. Sternvogel 176.00
38. bibliophage 160.00
39. Nametag 158.00
40. AuntiePam 144.00
41. Chronos 136.00
42. kaylasdad99 132.00
43. Biggirl 114.00
44. jasonh300 104.00
45. KinkiNipponTourist 94.00
46. Really Not All That Bright 62.00
47. anyrose 44.00
48. MeanOldLady 34.00
49. AppallingGael 24.00
50. DragonAsh 8.00
No fair. 
Those at the top must be disgusting, foul mouthed, evil people. It is good to lose when filthy minded people win.