Hot Coffee/Eye Pain

What should you do if you get pain in your eyes, after drinking a cup of hot coffee with cream & sugar?

Take out the spoon.

I was going to post a smart-ass reply, but as I have done that on more than one occasion I will retreat to my corner.

I love that joke! I think it’s because it’s one of the first jokes I remember being told when I was little. Probably my grandfather told me.

Without looking at the OP’s answer: I think

You should take the teaspoon out of the cup before you lift the cup to your faceAmirite?

ETA: You wanna know where I first saw that joke?

It was a little story I read in a teach-yourself Hebrew book!