Hot Dog Hot Dog Hot Diggity Dog

The hot dog song at the end of every Mickey Mouse Club is the most torturously bad song on any children’s show on tv today. It’s double bad due to the horrendous dance type thing they do to accompany it. We’ve got ears say cheers…

Thanks for listening. Time for Handy Manny.

Yeah, I much prefer the youngblats song that Martian Mickey sings.

Not to put too fine a point on it, say Mickey’s the only mouse in your sonnet. Make a little Clubhouse in your soul.