As the news of the accident spread, neighborhood children flocked to the site. What kind of children, you might ask? Big kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks, fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox.
In related news, a similar crash was observed in the vicinity of a large metropolitan area in northeastern Illinois. Contributing to the accident were mustard, onion, relish, peppers, and tomatoes. Investigators are still waiting on final word as to whether or not celery salt was involved.
It’s a good thing the police were involved. If it was the Hebrew National Frankmobile, they’d have to answer to a higher authority.
Looks like the vegans are right, meat* is *murder!
I guess they just proved not everyone is in love with Oscar Meyer.