This came up in one of those meandering “Would you rather…” discussions a couple of weeks ago.
So, which would you prefer? Me, I think I’d go with the House of Lego, just because that would be so damn cool. I love the idea of just snapping on new rooms, new trees, and new windows.
I should clarify, however, some points about each of the choices. The House of Candy is made up of whatever type of candy you like the most, so you don’t have to be subjected to candy atrocities like Big Turk bars or those nasty little coloured licorice sandwich abominations that uncaring, hateful adults give away at Hallowe’en. Also, your House of Candy continuously replenishes itself, so you never run out. Based on the same logic, the house won’t dissolve in a thunderstorm or monsoon.
As for the House of Lego, you also get a life-sized Lego butler that resembles the one of the little Lego characters. As a practical joke, you can unscrew his head while he’s sleeping and watch him fumble around aimlessly first thing in the morning.
Gotta be the house of Lego! I wouldn’t even have to hire a contractor to add another floor or new rooms. And with the money I’d save, I could go out and buy some freakin’ candy!
And, hey, free butler! I could have him make changes to the house while I’m out, so I get out of doing all that work.
Well, at first I was waffling back and forth between candy and Lego. But I figure I really don’t need that much candy. And then you threw in the lego butler. sweet!
Have you ever stepped on a Lego brick in bare feet?!:eek:
I want the house of Lego, but I want lots of round pieces, not just the regular blocks. The corners on those blocks are far too sharp for a klutz like me. And my floor with tiles, not the knobbies. And it has to be real adult Lego, not MegaBlocks or even Duplos. And I want the butler, but I don’t want him to serve me anyLego pizzas.
Actually, I think that walking barefoot across a Lego floor, with all the little nubbies, would actually be quite comfortable. Good traction and a little foot massage.
