Aw yes, the sewer rats are in fact a loved part of the city. For they have formed a SACRED ALLIANCE with the CrazyHomelessMen to fight… crime. They work inside-the-system but Ken Lay (who’s really a mutant slave of the real enemy, Rex Ruthor) has an evil Crime Syndicate, ENRON (which is really an acronym for: EVIL NEFARIOUS REASONS, OH NEVERMIND) that has taken the big legal comfy chair of Houston in the absence of the real Mayor and replaced it with his evil clone-twin-bot. And with their gray, odorous gas-smog (Super Mind Ovulation Gas) gripping the city, the Citizens are kept amiss of it all; for their minds are being ovulated from the SMOG. The mosquitoes are on the wrong side as well. Rex Ruthor and his Evil Crime Syndicate have super-bred the mosquitoes into genetically altered mutants to carry nonexistent diseases and bite at a faster rate than J-Lo can marry! :eek: Yes, it’s true. And why, you ask? For the Citizens to buy bug protection spray against the mosquitoes, thereby allowing another type of mond-controlling gas, one that puts you in a fit of shopping. Like the Flur Shots, only Rex Ruthor has improved upon the idea. And it’s not just any type of shopping: It’s cowboy boots and hats shopping. We’re too Big Thicket-y to logically adapt to this environment with cowboy boots. But they do it to keep up with the Texas Image. Did you ever see Dallas, or that other show that was set in Houston? There’s a reason for all that. And there’s a reason J.R. had to be shot, too! For you see, Enron was connected with those folks, they had some shady under-the-table dealings and J.R. got in the way. So Ken Lay sought to it he was dealt with, but his powers of Silence made sure to it he was never apprehended for his crime.
And the discreet accounting practices are no laughing matter either! The City is in standstill. Cuz of the roads, partially, they can’t drive anywhere so they have to stand cuz all the roads are torn up. But why were the roads torn up by the “Mayor”? To keep The City at Standstill! And the roads that have been built, like the freeway, rip through ethnic neighborhoods. Thereby destroying the sense of community within the area, and without the sense of community the SexyLatinLoverMen cannot get their salsa rhythm and beat on and with their THC - Texas Home Crew - (which grows vibrant in the area and as the secret antidote to SMOG, but Rex Ruthor must stop that, you see) get everyone to get together and just love each other. But meanwhile, SMOG chokes the city and ENRON’s evil-doings go on and the Sacred Alliance must stop them and save the day.So they have to work outside-the-system on that stuff to fight the real nasty-nasty crime and restore the chair to the rightful Mayor. That’s Vigilante Style, Lyre!
Not a big fan of Houston, huh?
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
Yeehaw.
Blackeyes, at least you get to live in the real Texas, I am exiled in Dallas.
Aw come on guys, I worked on that there piece of’ essay. I was hopin to get a few smiles out of ya’all.
What? No one giggled at the Super Mind Ovulating Gas, and its true-to-lifeness?
No, it was the heat, too. 
That and the hurricanes. (Which I guess is just another example of the humidity.)
Them there hurricanes are SKEERED of Houston! :
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Well, I liked it Blackeyes. 
Thankee, Siegfried. I believe it just may go into my collection of the Adventures of Captain Rocko. Feel free to add on to the Comic book-like tale.
I’m crushed. No one wants to add on to the comic book. 
Maybe if I create a separate thread with that as part of the OP I’d get some responce.