How about an anti-abortion law targeting men?

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@Napier

Better, an antiabortion law that just puts all family value politicians in jail. It would be easier to get passed and would fix the problem the OP posted about. Plus it would do society good.

This idea I like.

And to the OP - It takes two to tango, and what does marrige have to do with it?

[Malacandra]

@figure9

OK so I’m sick to death of hearing the abortion/anti-abortion debate here in the U.S.A. I think part of the problem is that an unwanted pregnancy affects the woman much more than the man. To remedy this I propose we pass a law to even up the score. The law would make it a crime for a man to cause an unwanted pregnancy. Basically if an unmarried woman becomes pregnant, the sperm donor goes to prison for 12 months. No mitigating circumstances, it doesn’t matter the the male is 14 and the mother is 32. He still does a year in the pen.
The religious right would love it, because they are opposed to sex before marriage. Conservatives would love it because they are all about personal responsibility. Women would love it because unwanted pregnancies would not be solely their problem anymore.
This solution is so obvious, I wonder why it has never been put forward by the major religions, or family values politicians.

Because no-one’s that retarded?

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@Malacandra

Because no-one’s that retarded?

No, looking at current affairs I doubt that’s the reason…

[figure9]

**MichaelEmouse **

Is this a bad attempt at Swiftian wit or is the OP really that much of a can’t-say-outside-the-pit?
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Yes it is an attempt at Swiftian wit. Would it be OK if we left the qualifier bad out? Or does it really need to be there?

[MichaelEmouse]

@figure9

Yes it is an attempt at Swiftian wit. Would it be OK if we left the qualifier bad out? Or does it really need to be there?

Well, Swiftian wit would involve putting women in an even worse spot. When Swift wrote his famous piece, he basically said “You don’t care about the Irish do you? Well then, see how you feel about treating them even more shittily than you have so far. If this seems unsavory to you, perhaps you’d consider treating them like human beings equal to you, you limey bastards”.

Let’s call it a first draft instead of bad.

[panache45]

Can we all agree that the OP is a whoosh?

What it means is that it should be a crime to give someone a gift they don’t want. Sure, it solves the whole re-gifting problem, but still . . . .

[VinylTurnip]

@figure9

Yes it is an attempt at Swiftian wit.

“You’re no Lewis Carroll either,” said Tom snarkily.