Not to be a pedant or anything but the Sedona is a Kia and the Santa Fe is a Hyundai, which are Korean car makers.
I’m a big of whoever suggested the Kia Lowbrow.
I humbly submit:
The Buick Lunchtime
The Chrysler Casual Dress Friday
How about colors?
Chevy Red
Toyota Yellow
Or seasons?
Honda Snow
Chrysler Autumn
Or dumb inanimate objects.
Ford Tree
Kia Prairie
Or stuff that rhymes.
Ford Smord
Hyundai Dundai
Pah, we’ve already had in this country alone:
Nissan Cedric
Datsun Bluebird
Toyota Starlet
Datsun Charade
Holden Kingswood
Nissan Skyline
A car with this name would certainly encourage me to buy American.
My own sugestion would be the (insert manufacturer here) Slightly Aerodynamic Box.
The Ford Schlep.
The Hyundai Gopher.
The Chrysler Linoleum.
You want dull? I’ve got dull. This works for any manufacturer. Let’s pick Ford for the time being. The whole product line:
Ford Compact
Ford Bigger
Ford Large
Ford Large and Roomy
Ford Utility
Ford Large Utility
Ford Small Truck
Ford Truck
Ford Big Truck
That’ll work.
How about the Chevy MeH2?
In the spirit of truth in advertising,
The Kia Lemon
The Ford Car
The Toyota Car
The Nissan Car
The Chrysler Car
The Chevy Car
Instead of heroic Indians like Pontiac, why not wimps like Hiawatha, or grumps like Sitting Bull.
How about they sell off naming rights to all new vehicles?
The Ford News Corp.
The Chrysler WaMu Free Checking
The Dodge PapaJohns.com
The Mercury Enterprise Rent-a-Car
The Saturn Wisconsin Dells Chamber of Commerce
The Chevy Ford F-150: Built Ford Tough
Dodge This
Land Rover Contempt XL
Ford Embargo
Chevy Wevy
Toyota Comedone
AMC Zombie…a new model from a back-from-the-dead company!
is that anything line the Honda That’s? 
Ford Econobox
Ram Itin
BMW Tinky-Winky
Hummer Nocojones
Some unfortunate real names…
Honda Cervix (How else do you pronounce CR-V EX?)
Toyota Turd (They need to give their “racing” group a better name than Toyota Racing Development, or TRD)
There actually is a Ford Car (Ka):
Ford Expendition
Ford Experdition
Ford Exaggeration
Ford Extrusion
Ford Combo #1
Ford Combo #2
Ford Combo #3
The Ford Special
The answer to the Ford Probe
The Chevy Catheter!!
The Skoda Hell.
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the Ford Mediocre
the Chevy Box-with-wheels
the Chrysler Accountant
the Dodge 4-wheels-and-an-engine
the Pontiac Tedium
the Buick Generic
the This IS your Father’s Oldsmobile
the Toyota Overpriced Hybrid Car
the Nissan Thermos
the Honda Riceboy (with free useless cosmetic affectations)
the Hyundai Happy Time People Transport Friend
the Kia K.I.A.