How about you maintain your shit, douchebags?

I needed to rent a tractor with a tiller and a scoop this last weekend, because we’re going to completely re-do our yard, and I wanted to reduce it to a flat, barren, Moon-like surface first. I google and call the closest rental place, and pick up the tractor Saturday morning.

Unload the tractor, take a few practice turns in the street before I try maneuvering into my yard, and POWHIIIISSSSSSSSS…a tire blows. Damn.

I get on the phone and call the rental place.

“United Rental, this is John.”
“Hi, this is JSexton. I just rented a tractor from you, and the tire blew. What’s the procedure here?”
“Um, I’d call Les Schwab if I were you. I can give you a number.”
“Oh, ok. They just bill you, then?”
“No, you pay for it.”
“…and then you reimburse me?”
“Nope. Tires aren’t covered.”
“Um, I even paid for the rental protection plan. That covers everything, right?”
“Everything but tires.”
deep breath
“OK, I’m out here looking at the tire, and there’s a giant hole in it, there’s hardly any tread, and there’s multiple cracks, any of which could cause a blowout. I’d understand if I ran over a bottle and killed a new tire, but this thing is clearly on it’s last legs, and there’s no way I’m buying you a new tire.”
“Well, that’s up to the boss.”
“Can I speak to him?”
“No, he’s out today. Tell you what, go ahead and cover it when they’re there, and then you can talk to the boss on Monday about reimbursement.”
“Well, John, that doesn’t really give me any power, does it? No offense, but all I’d have is your word, and the boss wouldn’t really have any incentive to work with me, would he?”
“Well, no, when you put put like that…”

At this point, I’m starting to lose my temper. We went around a few more times, him stalling, me getting increasingly irritated.

“Look, John, I’m going to call Les Schwab and get them out here to replace this tire. When they get here, I’m going to call you, and you’re going to authorize him to bill you. If that doesn’t happen, then I’ll be loading the tractor back on to the trailer, dropping it back at your site, disputing the payment for anything coming from your company, and contacting the Attorney General’s office. How’s that sound?”
long pause
“Um, ok.”

The guy from the tire place said he’s been out to replace several tires from this company, and I’m the first that didn’t end up paying out of pocket for it. Complete scam. I mean, the tractor gets driven maybe 10 feet at the rental place, tops. Virtually all the wear happens at a job site, which it’s almost always going to blow while rented out, meaning the poor scmuck that gets the blowout has to pay for the tire, and loses 1-2 hours of rental time waiting for the tire place to arrive. He also said that the tires should always be replaced in pairs, and these clearly weren’t, meaning they wear unevenly and are even more prone to blowout.

I saved the tire and brought it with me when I returned the tractor this morning, in case they wanted to argue further. I’ll be keeping a close eye on my Visa statement as well, in case they decide to try and sneak this on.

Not quite the same scale, but the fuckers do it to me with gas as well. Never fails that what ever I rent is on it’s last fumes of gas. So I end up playing this continuous game of running out of gas, putting a little bit in, rinse and repeat.

Sure, a tiller isn’t a big deal, but I’m not going to fill up the 40gallon tank of a friggin’ diesel skid stear. :rolleyes:

I’ve since made it a point to inspect, start and run anything I rent, same as if I was buying it.

No coverage for tires seems to be standard. I just looked at the website for the place I rented a tiller from, and in bold, they say The customer is responsible for all tire damage or flats in the section describing the damage waiver that they offer.

I once rented, for a half day, a large wood chipper. The half day is calculated on “engine run time” as shown on the engine meter, rather than actual time out.

After using it for about 3 hours, I noticed the elapsed time on the meter read 8 hours. I was working quickly, but not enough to subject my watch, or the engine meter to any relativistic effects.

When I was done (a half hour later), I put it back on the truck, and brought it back to the rental shop. I told them about the problem with the meter, and after a good laugh, they agreed that the meter was off. There was no way I had run the engine for 9 hours and only had the chipper in my possession for 4 hours, including transport time.

They only charge me the 1/2 day, as they should have, and said they’d get it fixed. I hope they did, as I could have potentially rented it for a couple of days, and brought it back with 3 or 4 days worth (8 hrs is one day of use) of time on the meter… and potentially been charged for time that I wasn’t running the engine.

Standard or not, doesn’t that seem like an enormous scam? Tires should be part of ongoing maintenance. Facor in 5 bucks per day of rental for tires if you need to, but sticking all the accumulated wear on the shoulders of the poor sap who happens to be renting it when it blows is just ridiculously unfair.

I need to rent the same shortly, good tip that I assumed tires would be covered. I’m reading that contract closely :slight_smile:

Yep, that’s how it ought to be and the structure you or most any of us would employ but some people have the morals of a goat and you’ve happened to find one.

What an eye opener and I’ll be looking for that next time I rent. Congrats though on handling this the exact way it should have been.

If they’d totally refused to pay, you could have the Les Schwab guy come out, put on a new tire, then put the flat one back on before you return the tractor.

Expensive, but satisfyingly spiteful.

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Heh - just rent a tire from Les Schwab for the weekend to match your rental from United Rental.

Cute, but it cost nearly a hundred bucks just to get the guy out there to swap the tires. :wink:

In fact, the total bill from Les Schwab was 260…forty bucks more than the rental of the tractor itself.