I know I’ve posted about this before, but it never ceases to surprise and frustrate me when my computer or phone is “updated” and, in the process, ceases to perform a function I value.
The most recent example was my Verizon Droid phone. To set the stage, I should make it clear how little I use my phone. I have a grand total of 10 contacts stored. There are 18 total icons visible on my 5 home screens. I make a few phone calls, send texts, and do the occasional web search. I’ve downloaded a grand total of one app in the 2 years I’ve had the phone - a notepad for jotting down things I wish to remember. One other thing I use periodically is the timer - there was a loaded app called Alarm & Timer, which allowed me to set it to go off in a certain number of minutes. It had a pleasant binging tone.
Last week an update was loaded and I installed it. I’m not sure what all was improved, but I’m happy to assume that something about the perfomance has. Just about all I noticed was a change in the font. But what I don’t understand is why they would change so many little things that make it more difficult for me to use my phone as I have over the past 2 years.
Last weekend I went to a movie, and went to turn the sound off. There no longer is an option under settings to turn off the sound. The only thing my wife and I were able to come up with was to change the ringtone to silent, which then required that I change it back to my regular ringtone after the movie. (I’ve since found that by turning the volume all the way down it appears to go to silent mode.)
I said I send a few texts. Well, I used to be able to use exclamation points or question marks by pressing shift-1 or shift-/. Not anymore. Now if I hit shift-1, it simply types out “1”.
Then yesterday I went to take a nap. Thought I’d set the timer for 30 minutes. So I went to the Alarm & Timer app - and the timer is nowhere to be found! (Or should I say 1/) I dicked around for several minutes, but couldn’t figure out how to access the Timer function where it used to be. So I set the alarm for 30 minutes, and was unpleasantly awakened by an annoying buzz, which I then could not figure out how to change under system settings.
I know this seems like a pretty petty rant. But my underlying confusion concerns the process that leads to functions such as these being disabled during upgrades. Why did whom decide that it was a “good idea” for me to no longer be able to intuitively punctuate my texts in the same manner I have?
Don’t get me wrong. I know my phone is amazing. I feel like friggin Dick Tracy every time I use it. But it is nothing more than a tool. And I expect my tools to perform as expected every time I use them. When I need to remove a screw, I don’t wish to have to relearn how to use a screwdriver. And when I get in my car, I don’t want to find that the radio know now operates the wipers.
Anyone have any insight into the process that leads to such “improvements”? I find it frustrating because - at age 52 - I know I am increasingly becoming a dinosaur. I recognize my luddite tendencies and really wish to remain minimally relevant in this rapidly changing society. But each time I confront something like this I think, “Why even bother learning how to do it, if it will simply change at some time in the near future?” And - as hard as it may be to believe - I can think of few things I would less rather do than fiddle around with my phone trying to figure out how it has changed and what neat things it can do.