Subscriptions, renewals $9.99. What say ye marketing folks?
It would have to be on cyber Monday, no?
4.99 for Charter Members.
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[li]SDMB Coffee Mugs - $4.99[/li][li]Ban Hammers - $15.99 (Decorative Only)[/li][li]Mutagenic Hamster Chow - 1 10lb bag - $49.99[/li][li]Retired Hamsters - set of six - $24.99[/li][li]Erase 1 Official Warning - $250.00 + A box of chocolates to the Mod[/li][li]T-Shirts “It’s Longer Than We Thought” (Misprints) [/li]$12.99 sizes X-small to X-large; $27.99 size 7x-large
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Mod Hats - OUT OF STOCK
Undo a Banning - NO LONGER AVAILABLE
Check back for CYBER-MONDAY Deals!!
(Mods will be half off)
GREY TUESDAY OFFER!!
Dinner with the Mod of your choice!
Please summit a recent credit report and a blood sample for price list.
Hurry Supplies are Limited!
Foggy, you missed your calling, you ol copywriter, you.
The Board opens at 8 p.m.
If they really want to raise some money, they should take a page from the medieval Catholic Church and sell indulgences. Even good posters will jump at the chance to be bad, if given permission…
I’m looking for deals Miller … I don’t see any prices advertised on the Iron Maiden, Rack or the assorted whips.
How do I know I can’t get better deal elsewhere? And what’s your return policy? If I try it for a week and find it doesn’t meet my needs, can I return them with the receipt?
How about a barter card, good for deals in Dopers’ areas of specialization? I can’t promise anything, but I could approach the good Dr. BJ about discounts in his Dr. BJ’s Salon. (Yes, it’s a real place. Yes, that’s what they do there.)
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[li]SDMB Coffee Mugs - [snip][/li][/QUOTE]
excellent.
How about selling off some of those covered wagons y’all are always circling? 
We should also offer pogo sticks – for jumping to conclusions.
Cost (if you’re picking me, anyway): Make dinner.
Awesome. Brilliant. Wonderful!
How much for the high horses?
(I already have the ladder to get down off it)