You obviously don’t watch The History Channel.
I find that television interferes with my drinking.
Stranger
Really? I find it accelerates mine.
Yeah, but you’re so sloshed, you’re staring at the aquarium thinking its the Nature channel.
That’s Earthican. Get with the 31st century, why don’tcha?
So that thing I watched last night wasn’t pay-per-view porn?
I was curious why it featured my wife and neighbor…
There are lots and lots of ongoing sightings posted here … just no pictures and no quality control
I found this little blurb in my local CA newspaper about seven years ago:
"Washington – 'Military jets chase unknown aircraft’
For Renny Rogers, it was strange enough that military jets were flying low over his home in Waldorf, Md., in the middle of the night. It was what he thinks he saw when he headed outside to look early Friday that floored him.
‘It was this object, this light-blue object, traveling at a phenomenal rate of speed,’ Rogers said. ‘This Air Force jet was right behind it, chasing it, but the object was just leaving him in the dust. I told my neighbor, “I think those jets are chasing a UFO.”’
Military officials confirm that two F-16 jets from Andrews Air Force Base were scrambled early Friday after radar detected an unknown aircraft in Washington area airspace. But they scoff at the idea that the jets were chasing a strange and speedy blue, unidentified flying object.
‘We had a track of interest, so we sent up some aircraft,’ said Maj. Douglas Martin, a spokesmanfor the North American Aerospace Defense Comand (NORAD) in Colorado, which has responsibility for defending US airspace. ‘Everything was fine in the sky, so they returned home.’
At the same time, military officials say they do not know just what the jets were chasing, because whatever it was had disappeared."
Unfortunately there’s no byline to the article, nor do I know the exact date. It would have been around Oct. 2000.
No more UFOs: The aliens finaly found Jesus. (Lets hope they probe him gently.)
Considering what the rabbi did at his bris and the Romans did at his crucifixion, probing would be a walk in the park. There are serious downsides to being all-remembering.
Aliens don’t need to use UFOs anymore - channeling is all the rage, I hear.
Is that the method gaining spiritual enlightenment via the practice of dousing yourself with overpriced perfume?