You’re not my arch-nemesis, dude. I don’t announce myself to my archnemesis. If I need to send him a message I do it via nuclear warhead. 
If you don’t start pontificating, you’re going to be thrown out of the super villian union. I hear it’s a closed shop. Whatcha gonna do then, bad guy?
Well, I don’t see myself controlling any minds, at least not in a particularly manipulative kind of way. At best, it might be to convince my boss to see everything I do in the most positive light possible.
What I would do is take people who drive like assholes and disintegrate their car & clothes, and dump them on the side of the road stark naked. Or leave their car and clothes alone, and give them immediate, uncontrollable, violent diahreea (in their pants). Or possibly a week of the immediate, uncontrollable, violent diahreea at random, unpredictable times. Not much worse than waking up in a gigantic warm puddle of your own liquid grunt.
I’d do that, and the usual good deeds- I think I’d probably figure out a way to guarantee crop yields in the 3rd world, eradicate insect plagues, etc…
Guild Rules have changed; here’s an excerpt from the new constitution.. Also, before money is allocated from the budget for any world-conquest plan, the applicant must explain what he plans to do about Wonder Woman (the only member of the Super Friends for whom the response is not obvious).
I thought he got defeated in the election for union president. Jeez, gonna have to change my plans if those things went through.
It’s less an election than it is a murderous free-for-all. I’ll explain more once the howler monkeys return with your beaten, bloodied corpse.
At least the rules are posted. There is a weakness there…
If I were you I’d worry more about fighting of the howler monkeys. As you go about that, you shouldn’t worry yourself about any whooshing sounds or sonic bomoms you may hear, as I am far too sporting to send squadron of bombers your way during the battle.
I think I’d be corrupted in pretty short order. But I also think that I wouldn’t stay corrupted for long. But not before I’ve had my fun. Being Emperor of The World (or whatever) is hard work. I can see myself becoming a sort of Loki figure - a jester randomly stirring things up.