If you were in the western hemisphere at the time, you probably heard the curses I screamed. That was ten years ago and, to this day, I move the blender with the assumption that the threaded collar has broken while I gingerly tiptoe blenders of stuff around.
I wish it were mine, but I lifted it from a movie. One of those movies with a great cast but just didn’t gel for some reason, Yellowbeard.
John Cleese, as Blind Pew is surrounded by enemies in a disreputable tavern. Extinguishing the light, he uses his advantage in the dark to kill everyone in the room. Later when questioned he claims innocence but says, “It sounded as though there was a bit of a squabble.” Peter Boyle, as Moon replies; “Squabble? They’re all dead!” and he answers; “Oh! Must have been more of a tiff then.”
Didn’t know where to put this bit of awesomeness but I decided to go with here because it includes Kevin’s chili spill among its many details:
Dang, if only it weren’t $50.
Office carpet is cheap, they replaced Michel Scott’s office rug when Todd Packer left the bad thing.