How did THIS ever get past ESPN's editors?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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From this column on ESPN.com:

http://espn.go.com/mlb/columns/baker_jim/1404483.html

“…the strike was hard on “shut-ins” because it denied them one of the few pleasures afforded those who are alone. (I assumed from this reasoning that all shut-ins had broken hands.)”

Rimshot!

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Aw, I know Jim a little bit. That’s what he does.

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Not knowing anything about sports, this is Greek to me.

No, actually Greek makes more sense.

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Well, you see, if their hands weren’t broken they’d have an ‘alternate’ form of entertainment available…