I have no idea how my mother met my real father, but I LOVE the story of how she met my stepfather.
Mom was 19, on a very rare evening out–it’s kinda tough to go out all the time when you’re in college and have a 3-year-old. So she went to a local hangout with a platonic male friend of hers. Upon entering the bar, she scanned the crowd, and her eye caught my tall, dark, and handsome stepfather. Her friend caught her looking at him and said, “Don’t even think about it. He’s bad news.”
Mom looked at her buddy and deadpanned, “I guess I’ll just have to marry him.”
Five minutes of checking one another out across the crowded bar later, my burly, Harley-riding, tattooed stepfather crossed the bar, dropped down on one knee in front of my mother, and kissed her hand, right in front of her friend and everyone else.
They’ve been together ever since.
My aunt also has a really cute, if hilarious, story as to how she met her husband. She, her sister, and a bunch of other women were having a girls’ night out. While sitting at the table in their favorite bar and drinking, my aunt spotted an INCREDIBLY drunk man walking toward her. As she tells it, he had to close one eye just to be able to walk straight.
“Ya wanna dance?” he slurred.
“No thanks,” my aunt said, politely.
Of course, being drunk, he kept pestering her. Finally, my frustrated aunt said, “I can’t, I’m a lesbian,” and planted a huge kiss on her SISTER, who happened to be sitting next to her. The man stammered and went away.
Six months later, my aunt was dating some random guy, when she was introduced to a friend of his. She kept thinking he looked vaguely familiar, but she couldn’t place him. The guy, however, hardly spoke to her or looked at her. After he left, she told her then-boyfriend, “I don’t think your friend Edward likes me that much.”
“Nonsense,” the guy replied. “He’s just kinda shy.”
She and the guy eventually broke up, but not before she and Edward became friends. A while later, my aunt asked what was up when they first met.
Turns out (I bet you saw this coming) that Edward was the drunk guy in the bar. He explained that he had just broken up with his girlfriend that night and had probably never been so drunk in his life. But he remembered my aunt, even through that. And when he was somehow placed in her presence by complete accident six months later, he realized that it wasn’t just beer goggles.
They eventually got married and now have two adorable kids.