I was talking to a friend of mine the other day, and she said her cousin got a $50,000 grant to start a new business.
“Hm,” thought I, “I’d like a grant to start my own business.”
Here’s the idea: I tried to find out where I can rent a helicopter. Turns out that the nearest place is in the next county. The area I’m in has a lot of people with a lot of money. (I’d never thought about it before I was hired by a business that makes automated gates. Lots of people are spending $14,000 to $20,000 or more for automated gates, and there are a lot of nice expensive houses around here.) Surely, some of these people would want to learn to fly helicopters. The fixed-wing operations seem to be doing okay. I’m also conveniently located near Vancouver, BC and it’s couple million inhabitants.
My town is also a “seaside resort”. Lots of people come during the summer, and I’m sure they would like to go aloft. And it would be a nice treat for the kiddies.
But at 45% of my previous wage, I can’t afford to get my commercial and instructor ratings. A grant would sure do the trick! I’m thinking that, as a very rough estimate, it will take $20,000 to get the needed ratings. Maybe less, since I already have my private certificate and enough hours in my log book. Then I need a helicopter. That’s harder. A new R-22 goes for around 200 kilobucks. I could probably find a used one with some hours left before overhaul for $150,000 or so. Figure in about $15,000 per year for insurance. And I’d need a place to keep it. I might be able to do it for $200,000.
Making money at it is harder. One of my instructors only made $6,000 one year in the early '90s. (Now he owns the company.) Given that the weather is not as amenable to flying as it is in SoCal, and that the population base is smaller, I’d still have to have a “real job”. But I figure I can teach on good days (weather permitting) and offer sightseeing flights and instruction in the summer. Not an easy way to make a living, but a bloody pleasant way to starve to death!
So how do I get a grant? Is there something for people whose jobs were sent overseas? My friend’s cousin is a single mother with seven kids, and lives in a depressed area of the country. I have a suspicion that being a single female gave her an edge. I’m outta luck there.
My friend is an ex-Army Black Hawk pilot. Maybe she could get a grant and we could go into business together? (One of us works while the other one studies, then we trade off.)
How do I find out if there is a grant available? How do I go about applying for it? How do I gain an advantage over other applicants?