How do I make something unappealing to wasps?

I have stuff to kill the little fuckers who are building nests in my seldom-used barbeque grill, but how do I make it so they don’t want to live there in the first place? I have two small nests; one inside and one outside. The little fuck faces flew under the protective vinyl cover I have over it, so they’ve been working under my radar for who knows how long.

What can I do to my grill to make it the last place they want to live?

Spray some Tilex on it. I’ve seen it work a few times.

Thanks. I’ll give that a try.

You could try placing some sort of burning material inside it.

Set a single moth ball anywhere inside the cover. If your grill is upwind of the patio, this might not be a good idea. The aroma is pretty powerful.

I suggest placing a car on blocks on the front lawn and seeing what else you can do to reduce the property values.

Is there any way you can seal the holes when you’re not using the grill?

I don’t think so. There were two on the outside (but under the vinyl cover) and one actually inside the grill. My husband got them off, but I think the cover is the attractive feature. It shields them from anything that might stop them from building their nest. But if I take it off, the elements will get to my grill. We don’t use it a lot, but it’s a nice one and we don’t want it to rust out prematurely.

Tell them William F. Buckley says “It’s NOKD.”

Heh-heh. I had to look that up. Beauty!

I scoped out the corpses a few minutes ago. They won’t be botherin’ anyone in this world…evah again.

Just put little signs up saying ‘No Wasps’.

Does the trick every time.

Tell them that the Bees really, really like it.

Play Barry Manilow music. Constantly.