How do I rid myself of these pesky hookers?

Hey, just got some good news! Boxes and matresses are being shuttled out as we speak.

Wednesday nights fracus was the last straw and managment is showing these ladies the door. Not for all the “guests”, but for having too many people who are not on the lease living there. Hey, whatever works!

Thank’s for all the advice everybody. Now what am I going to do with this Scarehooker? Looks like huggybear, only skinnier.

Leave the scarehooker at the end of a dark hallway with a tape recorder that yells shit about “B$%#^ better have my money!” and “Hey baby, you’re pretty hot… I will TURN YOU OUT!”

…That should keep those pesky ho’s away…