How do I talk my s.o. into living in N.C. (and not Fla.)?

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ROTFLMAO!

I just had this horrible image: Mom told me about how, when she was younger, the neighborhood kids would pull Halloween pranks involving paper bags full of, um, “canine excretia”, and burning them on the neighbors’ lawns. No one owned fire extinguishers, so they had to stomp out the fire. I can just picture a snotty board member tap-dancing on a flaming luminaria.

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Go rent ‘Last of the Mohicans’ with Daniel Day whatshisname. Filmed in North Carolina. Breathtakingly beautiful!