Because its possible! It could happen, it is not a non-zero possibility, that an election could be so very, very close that an illegal vote could tip it! And we all know who the illegals vote for, now don’t we? And if its rational, that means its reasonable, because they are exactly the same thing!
That’s why when the President vacations in Yosemite, we send out teams of special units to shoot all the bears, because its possible that a bear could attack and kill the President! It could happen!
Besides which, the American people must have the confidence that their President is safe, lest they fret and worry about his well-being. Its the same thing with the confidence of the voter in the integrity of the voting process. Everywhere you turn in America, in the diners, the beauty shops, the truck stops, Americans are fretting over their voter confidence, its what *everyone *is talking about, all the time. That, and Kim Kardashian’s shoes.
And how is it that in a country that is solidly center-right, the conservative party sometimes loses? That doesn’t make any sense, when everybody knows that the country is solidly center-right. It has to be a huge conspiracy with George Soros, CASA and ACORN. And don’t even get me started on the League of Women Voters, those treacherous sluts!
Hell, we have even had reliable, unimpeachable, eyewitness testimony to the great CASA conspiracy. One of our very own saw it with their own eyes! Forget the name. Was it Breaker? Broker? Something like that.
If the Democrats were real Americans, they would step up and take the challenge, take a ballot for the team! They would be perfectly willing to give up a few hundred thousands of votes here and there, because freedom!
But noooooooo!