I pour out the ketchup into a container and place it at the far end of a table some appreciable distance away (beyond sight and smell range of where I’m eating) and then return to my seat. Then as I’m eating, every time hell freezes over and I wish for the taste of ketchup, I make the journey on my rocket-powered roller skates.
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Can we please start including options for “no, we don’t want ketchup near our food.”
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If at Braum’s, my shake of any flavor but pistachio or peppermint will do. I get my shakes done extra thick (they use real ice cream, whatever flavors are on hand)
If at McD’s, catsup.
At Arby’s, Horsey Sauce.
At BK, ketchup
At Red Robin, any number of sauces or just plain old salt and pepper.
At home, the drippings from my med rare steak and Tabasco
ETA: at home, I cut and fry my own potatoes. I like them thick, crisp on the outside, and with skin on.
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