I’ve been trying to switch over to European style, so that’s what I do in a self-conscious setting. I still get a little bit flustered because when I was 10 or so, my mom tried to teach me proper table manners, wherein I was to wield the knife in my left hand, and the fork in my right. I never caught on to it, and gave up on Table Manners until I was old enough to go to Nice Restaurants with my friends.
When I’m home alone though, I either eat cosmopolitan style, or just stab the steak in the middle and gnaw on it. Mmm, New York strip with wortchestershire sounds sooooooo good!