How do you eat popcorn?

[unclviny]

Here is an old Potted Meat Food Product thread that I started

This is food?, I don't think so!

Unclviny

[Madd_Maxx]

@featherlou

I grab a handful and pick them up one at a time with my tongue. I don’t know why.

I do the same thing, but I don’t use my hand at all. By the time the bag is half empty, I have phone numbers from every woman sitting near me.

[Cunctator]

I don’t eat popcorn. I **loathe ** the stuff.

[The_Devil_s_Grandmother]

@Cunctator

I don’t eat popcorn. I **loathe ** the stuff.

Well, now we know what to get you for your birthday.

Sorry, I can’t help it.

[Cat_Whisperer]

POTTED MEAT IS PEOPLE!
(Actually, it looks like Spam, but people is funnier. At least, it was in my head.)

[Telperien]

@Aesiron

Same as you. If I’m in the theatre and have one of those giganto buckets, it’s almost all I can handle not to just shove my head in it like a trough.

It’s going to be all I can do not to do that next time I have popcorn. I usually stuff in five or so pieces at once. Occasionally I am seized with the urge to see just how many kernels will fit in my mouth. Answer: many. I always try it again just for fun. I eat the half-popped kernels after the fully popped ones are gone, and then I eat the unpopped ones.