How do you feel about taxidermy?

There’s always the Body Farm in TN. Can’t get much greener than allowing the elements and creepy crawlers do the dirty work. http://fac.utk.edu/

I don’t think I could get my mom to go for that. :slight_smile:

When I was younger, I signed a pact with my best friend - a kind of tontine, if you will - that the survivor of the two of us would make a drinking cup out of the skull of the fellow who died first, with which to drink to the memory of the deceased. :smiley:

Quick tip: leave that out of your dating profile.

Our wives were not impressed, which may throw a slight crimp in the plan. :smack:

For those who are amused, here’s the draft:

[BTW, both my friend and I are lawyers …:wink: ]

Do you think it’ll be dishwasher safe?

I can do anything I like; I’m eccentric rowr /Cleese

You could always just be cremated.

Sorry if I jumped the gun a bit. I guess it’s just that this stuff really doesn’t faze me because I grew up around it. We even lived above a funeral home for the first four years of my life. Trust me, it’s not an easy business to be in. I don’t know how my dad does it.

Probably not … :frowning: