my friend wants to know
From the Japanese girlfriend shop of course!
Geez, don’t they teach kids anything these days?
- Go to Japan.
- Flash some money.
- Act respectful to women.
- Bath in yellow mellow.
First, you need to turn Japanese. From there it’s not a big problem.
Go teach English in Japan.
Only ask out Japanese girls.
Share your physics class with one.
No. Wait. That did not work for me.
Um… how about this:
- Learn Japanese.
- ???
- Enjoy!
Konichiwa bitches!
Hmm, looks like Destina Japan is not doing well nowadays - can’t even find their website anymore (it was this, which now points to the ‘site-no-more-smiling-blonde-chick-on-campus page’)
Oh well, I always liked their fee description which started by asking if you could afford a Rolex or to lease a Lexus…:eek:
Why would he want one? Their hoo ha’s have all those odd pixel’s on them.
Do you want a Japanese-Japanese or do you want an American-Japanese there is a huge difference. They look alike but act nothing alike:)
Maybe he’s got one of those pixellated weenies. They seem to fit in the pixellated hoo ha’s pretty well. I’ve never seen a pixellated weenie in a non-pixellated hoo ha. YMMV.
I heard there might even be slight differences depending on which individual model you get, but don’t cite me on that.
Would your friend settle for a Japanese pillow girlfriend?
- Bait
- Chloroform
- Chloroform delivery vehicle
- Facebook friend her/relationship her
- Change her password
Ta-da! It’s almost too easy.
Personally, I got one when she decided that my (appallingly bad) photo on an internet dating site looked cute, and asked me if I’d like to go out for a cup of tea.
That was nearly a year ago now and we’re still together, so I definitely recommend tea.
Oh, and bad photographs. (Not misleading photographs, just bad.)
Well, I guess it’s plausible, but I have my doubts.