How do you get banned? Just cuirous...

You don’t. You merely have to refrain from treatening to beat people with axe handles. That would be a good rule to follow, wonder9.

I would assume that one of the reasons that posts of BANNED members still appear is as a sort of warning to others about what not to do and so there will be no question as to what led up to their banning.

county, that’s the overall board rule. It’s in the Registration Agreement.

Any other rules specific to any other forum are simply clarification of that rule for specific applications. Hate speech is clearly being a jerk, but some people had no idea what that was, and so Lynn spelled it out for them.

Can you post a link to where you got warned? I’m curious now.

In the registration agreement. You should have read it when you registered. Since I’m guessing that you didn’t, you can also find it in ATMB, along with the guidelines for posting.

Getting warned and doing the same thing will get someone banned.

I haven’t pulled the EVIL MONKEY posts because I haven’t felt like going through the threads and reading them. Removing those posts takes quite a bit of time and server resources. Also, people had replied to EVIL MONKEY, so I’d have to either pull THEIR posts too, or leave EM’s posts up, or have the replying posts look rather silly.

Did you remove that FTWpislam trainwreck?

No, that wasn’t me. I’d have done it if I was online at the time, but I wasn’t.

God no. I don’t even know how to post a link, much less where that thread is…it was about some woman having a lot of trouble with her apartment/landlord and I suggested she move. I wasn’t pleasant about it but I was surprised at the warning.

Can I appeal a warning? Maybe get some due process?

What for? It’s just a warning. I’ve been beat down numerous times. You learn from it and don’t do whatever it was that got you warned again. It’s not like you’re on thin ice or anything.

You have no due process here. Their board, their rules. I hear tossing virgins into volcanos can help your Mod standing.

There you go, I never threatened to beat anyone with an axe handle but you mention an axe handle one fucking time and you are tarrred for life around here.

Cite?

You’re asking for a cite when you refuse to provide one.

:rolleyes:

Well, your particular tar is a many-layered ensemble, with small amounts piled on with each of your posts. The individual effect is small, but the collective effect has caused to resemble a particularly assholish variety of caterpillar undergoing metamorphosis into a butterfly nobody likes.

Hmmm, well in this little sticky in ATMB, little Ed clearly states:

Is that clear enough?

I’m changing my screen-name to volcanos.

Oh…into.

The thread where Zenster said he would beat someone with an axe handle.

Ironically enough, county, there was a reference in that thread where it was claimed that you advocated beating people who crossed picket lines with axe handles. So I did some digging, and what did I find? I found your damn cite:

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](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217727&perpage=50&pagenumber=2)

Hmmm…I’m glad I looked. Do me a favor and don’t pretend like you don’t know what someone means when they say something.

So, you want to know what gets people banned? See the two quotes above and thank your lucky stars that you’re still here, especially considering that Zenster isn’t.

Now that’s a good metaphor (or is it simile?), **Bryan Ekers!:smiley: **

Everyone likes butterflies, though - so I’d have to use the analogy of the correspondence that piles up in your mailbox. At first, it’s really exciting to receive so much information, but after a while you just throw the crap in the trash can.

No, no - chocolate is what usually works best around here.

Esprix

What about chocolate covered virgins? Wouldn’t that be like, extra insurance?

Stuff the mods, send me the chocolate covered virgins.