The Workplace griping thread reminded me of a thread I wanted to post. I have always felt that I am getting the rawest of raw deals when it comes to getting compensated for travel expenses, so I wanted to compare it to what other dopers have to go through, and see who "wins"the contest of worst travel compensation.
First up: I don’t get any compensation for food unless I stay overnight. Period. If I have a four hour trip somewhere, do something, and then a four hour trip back (it’s happened…I had a day start at 5:30 and not end till almost midnight,) they will not pay for a meal. “Bring one with you!” is what they will say…or, I guess since I am gone for so long, bring three with me? Sure thing…:rolleyes:
But that’s a minor thing, since most of my travel is overnight. So here’s how my compensation works:
I get fully reimbursed for things like tolls, rental cars, baggage fees, and sometimes the hotel if there aren’t any that accept direct billing from my university. But I have limits…for instance, I get reamed at if the hotel is much above $100 a night. I had to spend two nights at a hotel in Chicago once…I’ll let you figure out how hard it is to get a hotel in Chicago for under $100, and what the resulting quality would be.
But the worst is meal reimbursement. As stated, if it’s not overnight, I get nothing, but that’s minor compared to the rest. I get up to $40 a day. Not bad, especially when you consider breakfast is almost always whatever crummy free one I get at the hotel. But I not only have to have a receipt for every meal, but it has to be itemized.
This isn’t hard in some places, cause an itemized bill is standard at just about every chain or place that has a decent computerized ordering system…but sometimes I want to go to a more local/“mom and pop” place that looks like it has good food. But in my experience, it is hard to get an itemized bill there. It’s all handwritten slips, so when I ask for a copy for myself, I always get that look from the server or bartender, like,
“Really? You really need me to either fish the copy I gave to the cooks out of the trash? Or write down everything you ordered all over again, along with each thing’s price?”
I feel like a tool-bag for asking.
And then when it’s time for me to fill out my expense report, I have to log in to a website using PeopleSoft software. It’s horrendous and clunky to use. I fill in everything, which takes a lot longer than it should, then I electronically submit it, print out a paper copy, sign the paper copy, hand that, along with my receipts, to the financial person in out department. She then looks it over and approves it, and it gets approved electronically and she sends all the receipts to the financial department. Once there, someone else above her has to look it over and approve it. Once they approve it, they do whatever with the receipts, and the electronic copy goes to a different person in the financial department who actually “writes a check” (i.e., prints one out.) That’s right, I get a physical check, it can’t just be “added on” to my direct deposit paycheck.
Then the check is delivered via inter-office mail to my department, and then our front-office gal sorts through it and puts it in the mailbox for my “division” of my department, and then at some point someone from my division will be at our main office, get our mail, bring it to our location and put it in my actual mailbox.
Oh, but since I have been on practically “perma-travel” for the past couple months, I don’t actually go to my divisions location, I go to the main office one before I leave on Monday morning/Sunday night, but no one remembers when I tell them to leave my check there for me, so I have to go out of my way to get it.
The time between my filling out my report and getting a check is almost two weeks, and even longer after I deposit it for me to finally “get” my money
If I fill out a report Friday afternoon, so that I can give all the receipts and paperwork to them when I get back from traveling, it will get looked at maybe Monday, but probably not till Tuesday. So my department approves it Tuesday, the main financial department gets it Wednesday, maybe Thursday, so it is approved Thursday or Friday. So we’ll say Monday the check is printed, delivered to my department that Tuesday or Wednesday, so if by some off chance I’m not traveling again that week I can get it then, otherwise I have to wait until that Friday afternoon to get it, so even if I deposit it right away, the money isn’t actually in my account till the next Monday or Tuesday.
Annoying. As. Fuck. I really envy the people who fill out a travel thing in advance, and just get X amount per day as a per diem and don’t need receipts and can keep whatever they don’t spend.