How do you mow your lawn?

with a checkbook. Sometimes it is the best tool for the job.

I don’t mind the time so much (since I am now and forevermore unemployed) but burning that much gas on something that does nobody any good pisses me off. The part we leave natural “for wildlife” gets bigger every year. This year we’re trying to put some cash away so we can dream of fencing the whole thing in and getting some goats, but as we all know, this will merely cause the refrigerator/well/car/water heater to fail catastrophically.