The Daily Feud: The More Manly Lawn & Garden Feud by 42fish

Manly Lawn & Garden questions

DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANSWERS

Object of the game: Try to think of the most popular answer, to get the most people matching you. Google or other research is allowed, if you desire. Only answers that are “serious” will be scored. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.

Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points.

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me and I’ll get you on The List.

FORMATTING OF ANSWERS IS IMPORTANT!

Write your answers like this; Do not repeat the questions, no periods at the end of answers, no spaces between lines, no comments, no fancy list coding. If you need to comment or clarify your answers, do it AFTER the list of answers. Thanks.
JUST LIKE THIS:

1. answer <<—There is a space after the period!
2. response
3. rejoinder

The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at 4:00 PM Central on Friday, 01/02/09 whichever comes first.

Good luck!

(Inspired by Shibboleth’s Post #38 in the original Lawn & Garden Feud)

  1. Name a brand of lawn mower.
  2. Other than a lawn/riding mower, name a power tool you use on the lawn/in the garden.
  3. Other than mowing, name a lawn care task done by the man of the house.
  4. Name something the little woman should be doing while you’re out mowing the lawn.
  5. Name the day of the week you mow the lawn.
  6. Name the time of day* you mow the lawn. (*As in morning, afternoon, evening, etc., not a specific hour of the day)
  7. How much should you pay your kid to mow the lawn?
  8. Name an injury/ailment you might develop doing lawn work.
  9. Name a varmint that ruins the lawn and has to be shot**. (**Or non-violently driven away for you wimps out there)
  10. Farmers’ tans – hot or not?
  1. Toro

  2. Weedeater

  3. Hedge trimming

  4. Eating bonbons

  5. Saturday

  6. Morning

  7. $10

  8. Blister

  9. Armadillo

  10. NOT!

  11. Cleaning the entire house 'cause that’s wimmen’s work. :dubious:

Woot, I am someone’s Muse!*

  1. Toro
  2. Weed eater
  3. Edging
  4. Weeding
  5. Saturday
  6. Evening
  7. $5
  8. Sunburn
  9. Gopher
  10. Not

*Not that it’s going to help me on this, we live in a maintained community (someone else does this stuff).

  1. Lawn-boy
  2. rototiller
  3. weeding
  4. tending the flower beds
  5. Saturday
  6. morning
  7. nothing
  8. tendonitis
  9. gopher
  10. not
  11. too bad, I got a good one!
  1. Toro

  2. Weedeater

  3. Tree pruning

  4. Gardening

  5. Monday

  6. Evening

  7. $25

  8. Hayfever

  9. Gopher

  10. Not

  11. Since it’s now winter, I was tempted to say snow-shovelling but that’s not really lawn & garden related.

  12. Where I live, Monday is the day before the garbageman collects yard waste so it makes sense to do it then rather than earlier and let the grass clippings ferment in the summer heat.

  13. Early evening during the summer before the sun has completely gone down.

  14. Was $20 but the spike in gas prices during the summer necessitated a $5 increase. If prices stay where they are, it could be back at $20 next summer.

  15. I know I’ll be the only one who mentions this but the grass and pollen sometimes results in a sneezing fit and runny nose after I’m done.

  16. Never had experience with one, however. I think the excessive number of squirrels in my neighborhood provides too much competition for another rodent-live varmint to settle in. I wanted to put in wasps or hornets but they’re not really varmints and don’t damage lawns.

  1. Sears
  2. Edger
  3. Getting rid of leaves
  4. Cooking
  5. Saturday
  6. Morning
  7. $10
  8. Sunburn
  9. Moles
  10. Not

I’m waaaay out of my element as my answers indicate.

  1. Yard-Man
  2. Weed whacker
  3. Hedge trimming
  4. Mopping the kitchen floor
  5. Saturday
  6. Afternoon
  7. $10
  8. Sprained back
  9. Mole
  10. Not
  1. John Deer
  2. Weed eater
  3. Raking leaves
  4. Pouring you a beer
  5. Saturday
  6. Afternoon
  7. $5
  8. Sunburn
  9. Groundhogs. Nazi groundhogs.
  10. Not
  1. John Deere
  2. Weedeater
  3. weed eating
  4. getting me a beer
  5. Saturday
  6. evening
  7. $15
  8. Rash - Poison ivy
  9. moles
  10. hot
  11. I always liked tan lines. Maybe it is the forbidden fruit. My farmers tan extends to my legs, with snow white feet. An ailment that I always call “golfers foot.”
  1. John Deere
  2. Edger
  3. Weeding
  4. Making lemonade
  5. Saturday
  6. Morning
  7. Five bucks
  8. Sunburn
  9. Mole
  10. Not

#4 - I’m playing along with all this sexist shtick for the sake of the game… :slight_smile:

  1. John Deere
  2. Weed whacker
  3. Raking leaves
  4. Fetching a beer
  5. Saturday
  6. Morning
  7. $10
  8. Cut fingers
  9. Gophers
  10. Not

Notes:
6. Negative: Grass still wet. Positive: Should be done before the game starts
7. Although he should be doing it for free, considering all you’ve done for the ungrateful little bastard
8. As from discovering that they’re serious with the warning about waiting til the mower stops before clearing out the grass clogging it

Dammit, woman! I said what you should be doing, not what you will be doing.

(First we give them the vote, then this happens)

  1. Flymo
  2. Hedgetrimmer
  3. Trimming the hedge
  4. Making cups of coffee
  5. Sunday
  6. Afternoon
  7. Five dollars
  8. Backache
  9. Groundhog
  10. Not
  1. John Deere
  2. Weed-whacker
  3. Fertilizing
  4. Laundry
  5. Saturday
  6. Afternoon
  7. $10
  8. Tendinitis
  9. Squirrel
  10. Not
  1. Toro
  2. Weed whacker
  3. Hedge trimming
  4. Laundry
  5. Saturday
  6. Afternoon
  7. Five bucks
  8. Sunburn
  9. Groundhog
  10. Not

Heh, that was a fun one.

  1. Honda
  2. weed eater/ string trimmer
  3. edging
  4. making my meal
  5. Saturday
  6. morning
  7. $20
  8. sunburn
  9. gopher
  10. not
  1. Lawnboy
  2. Rototiller
  3. raking
  4. making iced tea
  5. Saturday
  6. afternoon
  7. $10
  8. stick in the eye
  9. mole
  10. not
  1. Toro
  2. weed wacker
  3. edging
  4. napping
  5. Saturday
  6. noonish
  7. 20 bucks
  8. sunburn
  9. moles
  10. not
  1. Toro
  2. Edger
  3. Raking
  4. Fetching me a beer
  5. Saturday
  6. morning
  7. $5
  8. Sunburn
  9. Gopher
  10. not

7 $5 + all that character it builds

  1. Name a brand of lawn mower.

  2. Other than a lawn/riding mower, name a power tool you use on the lawn/in the garden.

  3. Other than mowing, name a lawn care task done by the man of the house.

  4. Name something the little woman should be doing while you’re out mowing the lawn.

  5. Name the day of the week you mow the lawn.

  6. Name the time of day* you mow the lawn. (*As in morning, afternoon, evening, etc., not a specific hour of the day)

  7. How much should you pay your kid to mow the lawn?

  8. Name an injury/ailment you might develop doing lawn work.

  9. Name a varmint that ruins the lawn and has to be shot**. (**Or non-violently driven away for you wimps out there)

  10. Farmers’ tans – hot or not?

  11. John Deere

  12. weed whacker

  13. leaf blowing/raking

  14. making cookies

  15. Saturday

  16. afternoon

  17. $15

  18. stubbed toe

  19. moles

  20. HOT

LOL oooh boy, this is a manly one! What should the little woman be doing while the man is mowing the lawn?! :eek: can’t wait to see the answers on this one! :slight_smile: