The Daily Feud: The More Manly Lawn & Garden Feud by 42fish

[Mahaloth]

1. John Deere
2. Edger
3. Raking
4. Making Lemonade
5. Saturday
6. Morning
7. $10
8. Backache
9. Mole
10. Not

[Suburban_Plankton]

1. Toro
2. String Trimmer
3. Fertilizing
4. In the kitchen pouring the beer, of course
5. Saturday
6. Morning
7. Nothing.
8. Rock flung into your shin my the mower
9. Gopher
10. Oh so very not.
    ETA

Regarding #7: I’m *not *a cheapskate, really. The Kiddo gets his allowance for ‘doing his chores’ in general. So mowing the lawn, by itself, would be worth nothing.

[Tangent]

1. Toro
2. weed eater
3. raking
4. cooking
5. Saturday
6. morning
7. $20
8. sunburn
9. mole
10. not

[astorian]

1. John Deere
2. Leaf blower
3. Trimming hedges
4. Tending flowers
5. Saturday
6. Morning
7. $5.00
8. Backache
9. Deer
10. Not

[OtakuLoki]

1. John Deere
2. Roto-tiller
3. Hedge trimming
4. Laundry
5. Saturday
6. Afternoon
7. $10
8. Broken limb
9. Groundhog
10. Hot
11. I’d want to go with AMF, but I suspect I’m the only person who recalls using this brand. Toro is the brand I expect to be #2
12. For a manly tool it has to be gas-powered, and capable of real damage. Weedwhackers just don’t meet these requirements.
13. One of many others.
14. Well, if I said chilling beer, I’d have to run for my bunker.
15. Trust me on this - doing mowing at 8 AM Saturday morning is a BAD idea.

[MsWhatsit]

1. Toro
2. rototiller
3. weedeating
4. making pie
5. Sunday
6. morning
7. $10
8. sunburn
9. groundhog
10. not

[The_Tof]

1. John Deere
2. Weed Whacker (Weed Eater)
3. Edging
4. Cooking
5. Saturday
6. Ten
7. $10
8. sunburn
9. gopher
10. not

[Key_Lime_Guy]

1.Toro
2. Weed whacker
3. Raking
4. Making a sandwich
5. Saturday
6. afternoon
7. $10
8. Backache
9. Gopher
10. hot

[WormTheRed]

1. John Deere
2. Hedge trimmer/cutter
3. Cutting the hedges/trees
4. Tending the flowers
5. Sunday
6. Afternoon
7. $ 5
8. Sprain the back
9. Groundhogs
10. Not

1: They make lawn movers too, right?
4: Real answer, getting me a beer
7: As I don’t have any kids, and never got anything for cutting my parents lawn (it was too small), I really don’t have a clue. (but since when has that stopped me from guessing?)
8: From carrying that heavy bag of leaves.
10: At least not on wimmin!

[critter42]

1. Toro

2. Weed eater

3. Trimming Hedges

4. Dishes

5. Sunday

6. Morning

7. Nothing

8. Injured Back

9. Gopher

10. NOT

11. Do people actually give their kids money for doing chores apart from their allowance? Isn’t that kind of double-paying them? In my house no chores=no allowance and mowing the lawn is one of the chores…

[Walkabout]

1. Lawnboy

2. Weedeater

3. Raking

4. Weeding the garden

5. Saturday

6. Morning

7. Nothing

8. Allergies

9. Moles

10. Not

11. Or getting her man a beer.

12. I might pay a neighbor kid $20, but my own kid should do it for free.

13. A little small to shoot, but they certainly can ruin a yard.

[Sigmagirl]

1. Lawn Boy
2. Weed eater
3. Hedge trimming
4. The dishes
5. Saturday
6. Morning
7. $20
8. Sore back
9. Gophers
10. Not

[Avarie537]

1. Toro
2. weed whacker
3. aerating
4. cooking
5. Saturday
6. morning
7. nothing
8. sunburn
9. groundhog
10. not

[Happy_Lendervedder]

1. Toro
2. Edger
3. Edging
4. Fixing lunch
5. Saturday
6. Afternoon
7. $10
8. Sore back
9. Gopher
10. Not.

[fisha]

1. Toro
2. Weed Whip
3. Hedge trimming
4. Making lemonade
5. Saturday
6. Morning
   7.$10
7. Sore back
8. Gophers
9. hot

[Simmerdown]

1. Toro
2. Weed Whacker
3. Aerating
4. Napping
5. Saturday
6. Afternoon
7. 10 bucks
8. Sunburn
9. Mole
10. Not

[Jack_Batty]

1. Toro
2. Leaf blower.
3. Raking leaves.
4. Weeding the garden.
5. Saturday
6. Afternoon
7. $0.00 - on the required chores list (it always was when I was a kid)
8. Heatstroke.
9. Moles
10. Not - and yet, unavoidable.
    My original entry for #4:
11. Sucking my dick! No, sorry, channeled Andrew Dice Clay.
    All answers are mysteries to me. I haven’t had a lawn since I moved out of my parent’s house about 25 years ago.

[Fiddle_Peghead]

1. Toro

2. Weed Whacker

3. hedge clipping

4. cooking

5. Saturday

6. morning

7. $10

8. sunburn

9. groundhog

10. not

11. while barefoot and pregnant, of course.

Is this familiar? When you’re 10 years old, it’s Daddy, let me mow, let me mow! When you’re 13 and you have to mow, it’s Dad, why do I have to mow?

[Natty_Bumppo]

1. John Deere
2. Weedeater
3. Trimming Bushes
4. Making lemonade
5. Saturday
6. Afternoon
7. $20
8. Sore Back
9. Moles
10. Not

[Elendil_s_Heir]

1. Honda

2. Trimmer

3. Mulching

4. Whatever she likes

5. Saturday

6. Morning

7. $10

8. Blisters

9. Mole

10. Not

11. Sexist much? :dubious:

ETA: D’oh - knew I should’ve said John Deere for question 1!