The Daily Feud: The More Manly Lawn & Garden Feud by 42fish

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  1. John Deere

  2. Weed-eater

  3. Edging

  4. House-cleaning

  5. Saturday

  6. Morning

  7. $0

  8. Sunburn

  9. Armadillo

  10. Not

  11. I predict this will not be a popular answer, but I’m stubborn.

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  1. John Deere
  2. Weed wacker
  3. Weed wacking
  4. Tending the flower beds
  5. Sunday
  6. Afternoon
  7. Nothing
  8. Missing limb
  9. Voles
  10. Not
    7 He gets room, board, clothing and tuition, and I’m supposed to pay him for yardwork?
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Bing! That’s exactly what I’m talking about

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  1. John deere
  2. edger
  3. spreading fertilizer
  4. getting me a beer
  5. saturday
  6. afternoon
  7. five bucks
  8. twisted ankle
  9. gopher
  10. not
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  1. John Deere
  2. Leaf blower
  3. Raking leaves
  4. Cleaning house
  5. Saturday
  6. Afternoon
  7. $5
  8. Blisters
  9. Gophers
  10. Not
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  1. Name a brand of lawn mower.
    1. Toro 17

  2. John Deere 16

  3. Lawn-boy 4

  4. Honda 2

  5. Flymo 1

  6. Sears 1

  7. Yard-Man 1

  8. Other than a lawn/riding mower, name a power tool you use on the lawn/in the garden.
    2. Weedeater 26

  9. Edger 6

  10. Roto-tiller 4

  11. Hedge trimmer 3

  12. Leaf blower 3

  13. Weedeating 1

  14. Other than mowing, name a lawn care task done by the man of the house.
    **3. Hedge trimming 12

  15. Raking/Leaf blowing 12**

  16. Edging 6

  17. Fertilizing 3

  18. Aerating 2

  19. weedeating 2

  20. weeding 2

  21. Mulching 1

  22. Tree pruning 1

  23. Name something the little woman should be doing while you’re out mowing the lawn.
    4. Making Drinks 12

  24. Making Food 10

  25. Gardening 8

  26. Cleaning house 3

  27. Laundry 3

  28. Doing Dishes 2

  29. napping 2

  30. Eating bonbons 1

  31. Whatever she likes 1

  32. Name the day of the week you mow the lawn.
    5. Saturday 36

  33. Sunday 5

  34. Monday 1

  35. Name the time of day* you mow the lawn. (*As in morning, afternoon, evening, etc., not a specific hour of the day)
    6. Morning 21

  36. Afternoon 18

  37. Evening 3

  38. How much should you pay your kid to mow the lawn?
    7. $10 16

  39. $5 10

  40. $0 8

  41. $20 5

  42. $15 2

  43. $25 1

  44. Name an injury/ailment you might develop doing lawn work.
    8. Sunburn 15

  45. Sore back 11

  46. Blister 3

  47. Allergies/Hay fever 2

  48. Tendonitis 2

  49. Broken limb 1

  50. Cut fingers 1

  51. Heatstroke 1

  52. Missing limb 1

  53. Rash - Poison ivy 1

  54. Rock flung into your shin by the mower 1

  55. stick in the eye 1

  56. stubbed toe 1

  57. twisted ankle 1

  58. Name a varmint that ruins the lawn and has to be shot**. (**Or non-violently driven away for you wimps out there)
    9. Gopher 15

  59. Mole 14

  60. Groundhog 8

  61. Armadillo 2

  62. Deer 1

  63. Squirrel 1

  64. Vole 1

  65. Farmers’ tans – hot or not?
    10. Not 37

  66. Hot 5

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And the winners are ~drumroll~ The Tof and Fiddle Peghead!!! Way to go, guys! :: flings confetti:: **The Tof ** got only 7/10 top answers, but Fiddle Peghead got 8/10. Weird! Good job, though, guys! Perfect score was 492.85.

Thanks for playing, everybody! And thank you 42fish for a fun and manly Feud! :wink:

Stay tuned, and I’ll get the next one up shortly.
**1. The Tof 471.43

  1. Fiddle Peghead 471.43 **
  2. Tangent 459.52
  3. 42fish 454.76
  4. Beadalin 452.38
  5. Natty Bumppo 445.24
  6. Simmerdown 435.71
  7. El_Kabong 433.33
  8. Mahaloth 430.95
  9. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 430.95
  10. Avarie537 428.57
  11. gonzomax 419.05
  12. Suburban Plankton 416.67
  13. ShibbOleth 411.90
  14. Horseflesh 411.90
  15. DfrntBreign 411.90
  16. Happy Lendervedder 409.52
  17. fisha 407.14
  18. Dolores Reborn 404.76
  19. rucciface 404.76
  20. Kilvert’s Pagan 402.38
  21. Sigmagirl 402.38
  22. WVmom 400.00
  23. jali 397.62
  24. Key Lime Guy 395.24
  25. rexnervous 373.81
  26. astorian 366.67
  27. critter42 366.67
  28. Another Primate 364.29
  29. Jack Batty 364.29
  30. Johnny Q 364.29
  31. Scarlett67 364.29
  32. tarragon918 330.95
  33. 3acresandatruck 326.19
  34. MsWhatsit 321.43
  35. Elendil’s Heir 314.29
  36. WormTheRed 304.76
  37. zamboniracer 285.71
  38. OtakuLoki 280.95
  39. bluecanary 276.19
  40. notfrommensa 271.43
  41. NDP 257.14
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Last place - ouch! I guess the fact that I hate mowing the lawn really shows.

49

Dunno if it makes much of a difference . . .

50

I’ll fix it.

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**1. The Tof 473.81

  1. Fiddle Peghead 473.81 **
  2. Tangent 461.90
  3. 42fish 457.14
  4. Beadalin 454.76
  5. Natty Bumppo 447.62
  6. Simmerdown 438.10
  7. El_Kabong 435.71
  8. Mahaloth 430.95
  9. Avarie537 430.95
  10. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 430.95
  11. gonzomax 421.43
  12. Suburban Plankton 419.05
  13. ShibbOleth 414.29
  14. Horseflesh 414.29
  15. DfrntBreign 414.29
  16. Happy Lendervedder 409.52
  17. fisha 409.52
  18. Dolores Reborn 407.14
  19. rucciface 407.14
  20. Sigmagirl 404.76
  21. Kilvert’s Pagan 402.38
  22. WVmom 402.38
  23. Key Lime Guy 397.62
  24. jali 397.62
  25. rexnervous 376.19
  26. critter42 369.05
  27. astorian 366.67
  28. Another Primate 364.29
  29. Jack Batty 364.29
  30. Johnny Q 364.29
  31. Scarlett67 364.29
  32. notfrommensa 338.10
  33. tarragon918 333.33
  34. 3acresandatruck 326.19
  35. MsWhatsit 321.43
  36. Elendil’s Heir 314.29
  37. WormTheRed 304.76
  38. zamboniracer 288.10
  39. OtakuLoki 280.95
  40. bluecanary 276.19
  41. NDP 259.52
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Makes a big difference I was next to last before the switch. And I really like mowing the yard.

53

Huge mowing of Otak and the Worm. The Worm would kick ass on snow shoveling but grass is alien to Iceland. New Jersey is completely paved so Otak is foreign to the subject too. I ,of course living in the plush and lush midwest dominated.

54

Wow. First time I broke the top ten. I usually suck at this. More manly feuds!

55

Mabye ice-picking and slush-driving. I’m afraid there just isn’t that much snow over here :frowning:

But you with your grand garden sure did all right. Now just make sure none of those pesky kids get onto your lawn :slight_smile:

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First feud win! And probably the last…

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Game’s over, Crimmy. Move along. Nothing to see here. ::whistles::