How do you soap up?

In My Humble Opinion
1

I thought I’d start a poll based on the is sharing bar soap bad thread.

So, how do you do it?

2

Before I answer your poll, by “rarely/don’t use soap”, do you mean bar soap? Because I generally use some liquid soap/body wash-type product and rarely bars ( usually just in hotels and whatnot ), but I always use some kind of soap in general ;).

But for the record on the occasions I use bar soap it is applied directly to the skin.

3

Only with other ladies, in soft lighting, with Rick James music playing in the background.

looks at poll choices

Oh. Lather directly on body.

4

You could count it as applying lather directly, but I thought I’d claim no soap because I use the shampoo, rather than body wash. Start from the top and work down. The suds are already there, I might as well use them.

5

My soap has to be in a lather. I dunno why, really, although I’ve found that shaving always sucks when I just rub the bar against my legs.

6

I don’t use bar soap, so choice #2 seems the closest, I use about 6 drops of Dr. Bronner’s to the palm, lather, apply and get more lather, rinse. Squeaky.

7

Apply directly to the forehead!!!

…sorry, what?
Uh, none of the above, actually. We have a little sleeve made out of a washcloth that fits over the soap, kind of like a pillowcase. We scrub with the soap-in-sleeve.

8

I meant no soap because some people don’t like soap or shampoo, apparently. I don’t get it myself.

I figured liquid soap could apply to the same thing. You could just apply the lather or put it on a loofah.