OK, Imagine that something is named after you. What would you like it to be? A building, bridge or other structure? (Welcome, sports fans to Hypno-Toad stadium!) Or maybe an industrial process? (Of course, that was in the days before you could get your car Hypno-Toaded.) A sexual position? (Doing it Toad-style).
How will you be immortalized?
A major metropolitan library would be cool. Failing that, a space shuttle.
A dessert. 
Metro station, duh.
A giant stone statue of me (looking vaguely robotic), with fire shooting out of its eyes, & emitting a booming voice saying: "REMEMBER ME! REMEMBER ME! REMEMBER ME! ".
I think Bosda wins. 
Hmmmm… wow. A really cool scientific theory or hypothesis, or a new form of literature (like e.e. cummings).
“An idea is a greater monument than a cathedral”
–Inherit the Wind
I’d like the Kunilou Award for outstanding achievement in the field of…
In the field of…
Well, okay, there’s no field that I’ve actually been outstanding in. But I guess if I hit the lottery and leave a whiole bunch of money they’ll name an award for me.
Seriously, when my father died, his company named the conference room after him, and we were honestly and sincerely touched by it.
“Yeah, my boyfriend and I went at it for hours last night…it was incredible! I tell you, nobody can Hal me like that man…”
A scholership would be cool.
I’d like an awards show named after me:
“Welcome to the 10th annual Dare_Devil007_ Awards show with all of your favourite stars on the red carpet!!”
Yes, I too want them to change standerd spellings for me as well.
I would like a “Bottomless pint of Guinness” special named after me.
-Major World Religion (Hello sir. Have you perchance heard the word of our Lord and God Emekthian?)
-Giant, Smoking Crater (Emekthian’s Crater was formed when genius scientist Emekthian tried to experiment with Quantum Nutrino Fields. The resulting explosion was seen from space.)
-Operating System (Emek OS v5.5.02 is sooo much better than Windows 2100!)
A particular odor reminding one of the smell I emit after a hard day’s work.
Or maybe the process of curing cancer. One of the two.
I like the idea of a library, though I’d rather it be in a smaller town than a major metropolitan city.
On the more grandiose scale, I’d love to have the first undersea colony on Europa named after me.
Definitely a Law or Principle or Theorem.
I changed my mind: the first FTL spaceship, the SS Aesiron.
I’d like one of my novels (assuming I ever write one) to be thought of as a great example of whatever it is it’s trying to say, and appear in libraries all over the world.
One more: The OtakuLoki Scholarship, to benefit those students guaranteed to retard the march of science, progress and learning.
A mathematical or scientific constant, like Planck’s Constant.