Yes, I know. I engaged in a bit of hyperbole.
FWIW, I do try to pedal up every hill, even when it might seem to be faster to walk up, because I have been biking around Indiana (no mountains, but damn, are there hills everywhere) since I was 11, and I have learned that once you get off the seat, it’s hard to get back on, and I don’t even mean psychologically-- walking and pedaling use different muscles.
Getting off for a brief uphill walk, then getting back on is some kind of “tease” to your pedaling muscles, which I guess start going into recovery mode, then get jerked back into service. On a long ride, that can be tough.
When I used to bike to Nashville, IN from Bloomington (a little over an hour on a 10-speed non-electric at a leisurely pace), I’d encounter the “hill from hell.” The grade was steep enough, but mostly, it was a city block long, and here I’m not exaggerating. I timed it once, and it took more than 2 minutes, which might have been longer than walking. I was in my lowest (or highest, whatever) gear, almost standing, and on top of the hill was a short straightaway, then…another hill! a short one, but damn. I’ve driven that hill, and could never take it in higher than third gear, and that was only if I anticipated it, and built up speed. If there was traffic, I’d end up in second gear.
After hill #-fucking-2 was a downward slope that let you coast at close to 25mph, albeit was not as long as the uphill, but still, you could coast a very long way on the flat road that came after.
Going down that hill on the way back was not for the timid. Toward the bottom, my speedometer would hover at 26mph, and that was the only time or place I ever got that fast. Even if I tried to pedal, I couldn’t “catch” the gears.