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I hate to harp on this, but frozen blueberries are better for ice packs than frozen peas. Mainly because when the ice pack thaws, you have a yummy treat, vs. a bag of mushy peas.
In this case, YMMV on the yummy part.
Well, you saw Goldfinger didn’t you?
Same thing. See, they take an older woman, strap her down to a large metal slab naked and then this big laser crackles to life and sends a red beam slowly up towards her genitals.
Then the lady’s vagina squeals out “Doctor, do you expect me to talk?” and the doctor replies “No, I expect you to tighten.”
ick.
Just thinking about this makes my whole body tighten up.
Well, then it works two ways!
Remember Val Kilmer in the movie Real Genius?
Short Kid: But what’s it for? What are they really going to do with this laser?
Val: Who cares, that’s for the engineers to worry about!
Betcha the inventors of the laser (and the Internet) never thought it would lead to Dr. Matlock’s site…
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(mostly at the nonchalant matter-of-factness of it all… only the medical profession could attempt to write about reconstructing someone’s privates in terms less exotic than those used to describe restoring an old VW )
(Bolding mine)
‘Moderate discomfort’ is doctorese for, "This is gonna hurt like a bastard*
DD
- Or bitch, take your pick.
I’m leaning toward MrTuffPaws’ word choice of “rejuvenating” instead of your “restoring”.
You restore '57 Chevys, not vaginas.