No, this one.
Bing! Bing! Bing! We have a pun winner. Please commence to throwing rotten fruit at him now.
You can also stir the fermented product into a glass of Coke.
Even more yummy.
I managed to track down a website on The Great Molasses flood of Jan 19, 1519 - killed 21!
And yet another molasses flood- this time in the middle ages, 1519AD- again kills exactly 21 dudes. Amazing! 
(You know, you just have to admire the quality of the contributions on this site.)
Oh great, no I’m going to have bits of fruit in my molassas river.
Blackstrap!
No but Clinton liked it on waffles.
If we find molasses in Iraq now, will BushCo claim they’ve located WMDs?
With all this talk of death by molasses, I can’t believe no one linked to Eric Postpischil’s Molasses Disaster Pages.
Here here is a thread that has a couple links on the subject. Enjoy.