How does my bellybutton attract so much lint?!

I mean, really, this is getting ridiculous. Is there some lint fairy who’s putting in overtime in hopes of getting that big Tooth account? Why don’t my shirts have a thinner patch around my navel?

How does BBL form in the first place?

I shower, I have no huge beer gut, I’m no Bigfoot, but you’d think I’d have sufficient belly hair to keep some of the stuff out. Help solve the mystery!

Turtle

A word from the Master.

And from Doctor Karl: More than you ever wanted to know.