Agent Foxtrot saw a guy in İstanbul who, despite having no legs, was zipping around town on a motorcycle. We debated for a while exactly how he got down off the motorcycle – I can believe that, with some ingenuity and a ladder, he count mount the motorcycle, but how does he get off it? Does he point the motorcycle towards the nearest large crowd of people, then launch himself off while screaming, “CAAAAAATCH MEEEEE!”?
Ideas?