Gardening is upon me in full swing. Mother Nature has finally shown up here in Michigan after a winter of Global Warming SNOW up to our pits and a very rainy, cold and soggy spring.
Presently, it is raining down sunshine like nobody’s bidness. Frost is possibly a thing of the past. ( I am not fully planting until Tuesday, but bought everything today and keeping it next to the house.)
I have decided to dedicate an entire row to ALL THINGS SALSA. ( Cayenne peppers, jalepeno peppers, sweet peppers.) And another row entirely of tomatoes. (Beefsteak, Big Boy, Old German, Big/Old Rainbow and a few others that sound less Gay Porn Movie Like.)
By mid July I fully anticipate to have tomatoes up my hoo hoo, if you know what I mean.
A seperate row will be miscelleous veggies that my friends tell me I have to grow or they won’t be my friends any more.
I have a seperate and highly neglected herb garden that refuses to die despite being completely torn out for a repair on our well two years ago. Mint is impossible to kill and spreads like syphillis. Rosemary is very hardy, despite it’s mediterean bloodlines, if you cover it properly in the fall ( like I never do.) or just cut it down and cover it with a toe of dirt.
I have a cast iron bath tub with two experimental tomato plants in there. Plantings in bath tubs are always classy!
They aren’t ‘experimental’ in any sense other than I decided to break out my Wall of Water and test drive it against the Red Neck Wall of Water. The Red Neck Wall of Water is simply surrounding said plant with liter bottles of warm water (to start out with. I haven’t refilled them at all since the initial planting in 40 degree weather.) and then wrapping the outside with tshirt bags left over from shopping. What it lacks in purtyness, it makes up for in cheapness.
The** Wall of Water** plant is doing AWESOME. The only hassle with it at all is filling it up. I didn’t have my hose hooked up yet ( still don’t) so I had to make several trips from the kitchen tap with a couple of liter bottles of warm water to fill it up. Other than that, it is simply incredible. You get 3 in a package for about $10 ( when I bought them a few years ago.) and they are very durable. I have a slight leak in one that I slowed down with duct tape.
The **Redneck Wall O Water **plant was not as fully protected from the frost the other night and took a hit to a couple leaves. I had taken the tshirt bags off of the sides and top and it was the top part that took the brunt. I don’t know if the plant is mortally hit, but I am treating it just like the other.
The rest of my garden will be sweet corn.
Size: 1800 sq. feet.