How early is too early for my Festivus Pole?

[CMiller]

@seodoa

I’ve always wondered how the Feats of Strength works for households that are only one person. I shared my old apartment with a few other guys, so we just got into a drunken brawl until we were all too tired to continue (we couldn’t agree who was head of the household). But now I live totally alone and visiting family is not an option. Should I just invite friends to my apartment and demand one of them wrestles me?

It’s over when you cum, no friends needed.